How soon before liberals ban Christmas?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey, now, plenty of liberals love Jesus... He's one of us, after all.

It has always seemed that way to me, but not being a Christian I am no expert. Is there a good compilation of his politically relevant quotes, categorized as liberal/conservative?

Sure, there are actually two volumes. The first--the conservative one--is called "The Old Testament". The second, which is comprised exclusively of liberal quotes and philosophy is titled "The New Testament".

As far as I know, they're both available on Amazon.com

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey, now, plenty of liberals love Jesus... He's one of us, after all.

It has always seemed that way to me, but not being a Christian I am no expert. Is there a good compilation of his politically relevant quotes, categorized as liberal/conservative?

Sure, there are actually two volumes. The first--the conservative one--is called "The Old Testament". The second, which is comprised exclusively of liberal quotes and philosophy is titled "The New Testament".

As far as I know, they're both available on Amazon.com

You should read it some time. Jesus isn't in the old testament. I hope you don't teach Sunday School.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, so I read through so many of the rants from the previous posters. But I don't think this is such an absurd question from the OP. Technically, Christmas is a religious holiday. And is it not true that liberals believe in separation of church and state? So maybe there wouldn't necessarily be a ban on Christmas. But I wouldn't be surprised if decades down the road, workers wouldn't always get Dec. 25th off. Maybe at the most, it would no longer be considered a federal holiday and we would have to work that day. But again, I doubt it would be a full out "ban."

You sound much more reasonable than the OP. You're still a twat, but much more reasonable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey, now, plenty of liberals love Jesus... He's one of us, after all.

It has always seemed that way to me, but not being a Christian I am no expert. Is there a good compilation of his politically relevant quotes, categorized as liberal/conservative?

Sure, there are actually two volumes. The first--the conservative one--is called "The Old Testament". The second, which is comprised exclusively of liberal quotes and philosophy is titled "The New Testament".

As far as I know, they're both available on Amazon.com

What does the The Old Testament have to do with Jesus' politically relevant quotes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If there was a war between the Michigan Militia and The American Psychology Association i think we all know what would happen

I'm reasonably sure that any random group of armed liberals would kick the crap out of those fat, out of shape, role-playing douchebags.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey, now, plenty of liberals love Jesus... He's one of us, after all.

It has always seemed that way to me, but not being a Christian I am no expert. Is there a good compilation of his politically relevant quotes, categorized as liberal/conservative?

Sure, there are actually two volumes. The first--the conservative one--is called "The Old Testament". The second, which is comprised exclusively of liberal quotes and philosophy is titled "The New Testament".

As far as I know, they're both available on Amazon.com

What does the The Old Testament have to do with Jesus' politically relevant quotes?

Sheesh, you must not be a Christian. Didn't you know that Jesus, The Holy Ghost, and "God" are manifestations of the Trinity. So when God speaks in the OT, it is Jesus speaking. When Jesus speaks in the NT, it's God speaking as well.

It's all really very simple.

[Anonymous]

"Sheesh, you must not be a Christian. Didn't you know that Jesus, The Holy Ghost, and "God" are manifestations of the Trinity. So when God speaks in the OT, it is Jesus speaking. When Jesus speaks in the NT, it's God speaking as well.

It's all really very simple. "

Not quite, Goober. There's no trinity in my Christian faith. Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

Well, then you're not a Christian.

QED, as Thomas Aquinas would say.

[Anonymous]

WTF does Quod Erat Demonstrandum have to do with the topic?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey, now, plenty of liberals love Jesus... He's one of us, after all.

It has always seemed that way to me, but not being a Christian I am no expert. Is there a good compilation of his politically relevant quotes, categorized as liberal/conservative?

Sure, there are actually two volumes. The first--the conservative one--is called "The Old Testament". The second, which is comprised exclusively of liberal quotes and philosophy is titled "The New Testament".

As far as I know, they're both available on Amazon.com

What does the The Old Testament have to do with Jesus' politically relevant quotes?

Sheesh, you must not be a Christian. Didn't you know that Jesus, The Holy Ghost, and "God" are manifestations of the Trinity. So when God speaks in the OT, it is Jesus speaking. When Jesus speaks in the NT, it's God speaking as well.

It's all really very simple.

Sorry, you are stretching the meaning of the Trinity waaaaaay beyond its biblical meaning. No one goes around saying "Jesus told Abraham to sacrifice his son on the altar". And Jesus explicitly rejected some of the Old Testament, like "An Eye for an Eye".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If there was a war between the Michigan Militia and The American Psychology Association i think we all know what would happen

I'm reasonably sure that any random group of armed liberals would kick the crap out of those fat, out of shape, role-playing douchebags.

Yes, the relevant measure of someone's worth in this country is his skill and willingness to kill other Americans". Guess Jeffrey Dahmer was a real patriot.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey, now, plenty of liberals love Jesus... He's one of us, after all.

It has always seemed that way to me, but not being a Christian I am no expert. Is there a good compilation of his politically relevant quotes, categorized as liberal/conservative?

Sure, there are actually two volumes. The first--the conservative one--is called "The Old Testament". The second, which is comprised exclusively of liberal quotes and philosophy is titled "The New Testament".

As far as I know, they're both available on Amazon.com

What does the The Old Testament have to do with Jesus' politically relevant quotes?

Sheesh, you must not be a Christian. Didn't you know that Jesus, The Holy Ghost, and "God" are manifestations of the Trinity. So when God speaks in the OT, it is Jesus speaking. When Jesus speaks in the NT, it's God speaking as well.

It's all really very simple.

This is not a theologically sound representation of the Holy Trinity.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The original question shows that the poster does not understand the true meaning and power of Christmas. Read John 3:16.

I understand the true meaning of Christmas you dolt. However I understand that CHristmas in this country has morphed from just a Christian holiday to the largest marketing event of the year. The fact remains that the day itself is a Fed holiday and still associated with Christianity which liberals hate. It makes them feel guilty. Already they've succeeded (somewhat) is having people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. Liberals want to ban every and anything. They know what is best for you and your family.

Such a blanket statement. . .

I think conservatives also claim to "know what is best for you and your family." Why else would they make such a stink about gay marriage, abortion, etc.?

[Anonymous]

Generalizers always seem to ascribe the most extreme views of the group they dislike to the entire group.

I apologize that I just generalized about generalizers, but my generalization is at least consistent with what I claimed, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Generalizers always seem to ascribe the most extreme views of the group they dislike to the entire group.

I apologize that I just generalized about generalizers, but my generalization is at least consistent with what I claimed, right?

I suppose the appropriate response is, "So predictable. You counter-generalizers are all alike".