Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel

[Anonymous]

What’s her day job?

[Anonymous]

She saw an accident and had to use her pantsuit to stop the victim's bleeding. Stopped at the gym and stole a towel. Or, had an affair at work and got caught by coworkers who stole her clothes to expose her for sleeping her way to the top.

[Anonymous]

Well, one time my ex shit himself while driving and when we got home I had him take his shorts off and wrap a beach towel around himself to run upstairs and shower. Maybe she shit herself?

[Anonymous]

For the shit and blood theorists: why would she remove her top??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She saw an accident and had to use her pantsuit to stop the victim's bleeding. Stopped at the gym and stole a towel. Or, had an affair at work and got caught by coworkers who stole her clothes to expose her for sleeping her way to the top.

Someone should report her for stealing towels. That's unacceptable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For the shit and blood theorists: why would she remove her top??

Because a towel around the waist highlights the problem area.

[Anonymous]

Those car enthusiast magazines always have pictures of women sunbathing on the hood of a car. That would explain everything OP.

[Anonymous]

Maybe it was a Lewinsky blue dress sort of thing. Bill Clinton is still alive you know.

[Anonymous]

I have shit my pants at work a few times and had to wear no underwear home or depends underwear in a cab and on metro. Drove home with poop on my pants and had to throw my pants out in the city trash can. Thank you, IBS-D.

[Anonymous]

Sprayed by a skunk and used the shower at work after deciding to just throw the clothes away.

OP you need to ask her now. We have to find out whose theory was correct.

[Anonymous]

Abducted by aliens (the space kind), probed, and returned naked. Had to steal a towel from a nearby Pottery Barn to get home.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

We’ve all read the pineapple thread

I told my entire family about the pineapples after that thread and they all thought I was crazy.

But I’ve come home in a towel many times after swimming. Every time, actually. I hate changing at the pool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

And was carrying an emergency towel.

For her emergency bowel.

*bowel emergency

[Anonymous]

She was working on an overly ambitious project at the office and decided to throw in the towel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All I can think of is the country song "Whiskey Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"

Tequila. Not whiskey.