Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel

[Anonymous]

Now I'm going to do this tomorrow so I can make my neighbours wonder.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

And started her period and robbed a bank and needed to lose the identifiable clothing and having an affair with a towel salesman

Lolol. If this were true, I’d legit make friends with the neighbor and try to tag along on her next day out and about.

[Anonymous]

Weird things can happen in the course if a day.
One of my colleagues had a coffee thrown at him on the way to work. He is a really nice guy so it was some nutso in the street. The entire front of his shirt and pants were splattered.
Coffee can stain too so best to strip it off and soak the garments. I dont remember what he did but my boss lived upstairs and probably loaned him some sweats to get thru the day.

[Anonymous]

Spray tan

[Anonymous]

Maybe she was changing clothes and suddenly realized that she'd left her vibrator on the window shelf. Then she put on a pineapple-themed dress, and a LGBQ fanatic tore it off her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”

I would think you are an overbearing nosy butt and wouldn't answer your text. Adults don't do this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was changing clothes and suddenly realized that she'd left her vibrator on the window shelf. Then she put on a pineapple-themed dress, and a LGBQ fanatic tore it off her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spray tan

^^^

This

[Anonymous]

We swim a lot and I much prefer to shower at home. I wonder if my neighbors are this interested.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”

I would think you are an overbearing nosy butt and wouldn't answer your text. Adults don't do this.

Oh yeah they do. I hang out with my neighbors all the time. There is no way one of my friends is coming home wearing a towel without me following up. I would expect the same treatment from them. Wear a towel, get a follow up.

[Anonymous]

It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

[Anonymous]

You definitely need to get a life.

[Anonymous]

She wanted to see if you are a DCUM poster and now she knows for sure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was changing clothes and suddenly realized that she'd left her vibrator on the window shelf. Then she put on a pineapple-themed dress, and a LGBQ fanatic tore it off her.

Dead 💀

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

We’ve all read the pineapple thread