Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel

Anonymous
My home office looks out on the street. I see everybody come and go. This morning, my neighbor left in a pantsuit type thing for her office in Arlington. At 2 pm she came home..... wearing a bath towel.

What circumstances would that happen under?
Anonymous
What is with all of the neighbor watching threads today?
Anonymous
Went to the pool to work out, came home in wet bathing suit with bath towel wrapped around themselves
Anonymous
All I can think of is the country song "Whiskey Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
Anonymous
A bathing suit underneath. Went to a pool at a rec center
Anonymous
Get back to work OP! Stop wasting client/taxpayer money.
Anonymous
She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.


And was carrying an emergency towel.
Anonymous
She swam or showered and didn't expect an inquisitive observer
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.


And started her period and robbed a bank and needed to lose the identifiable clothing and having an affair with a towel salesman
Anonymous
There was a fire alarm while she was swimming and she had to evacuate without her clothes
She had a GI illness and shat her pants and barfed on her top
Someone else got sick/hurt and she had bodily fluids on her
She lost a bet
She got mugged by a pantsuit thief
She was working with chemicals and something got spilled on her
She saw a naked person and decided to help
They got stolen out of her locker at the gym
She traded her clothes for three wishes from a genie

Anonymous
She is recruiting you to be a spy and she wanted to see how observant you are.
Anonymous
The poor thing. Obviously something happened to her clothes.

I work in a lab and my colleague spilled a toxic carcinogen on herself and had to strip right there and then. You don't mess with cancer. It's better to walk about naked.
Anonymous
Gladys Kravitz, what do you think?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Went to the pool to work out, came home in wet bathing suit with bath towel wrapped around themselves


This is my guess. Also, I have done this before.
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