Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

Only men would guess poop before blood.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

And was carrying an emergency towel.

I have a dog. I have 2-3 towels in my car at all times.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There was a fire alarm while she was swimming and she had to evacuate without her clothes
She had a GI illness and shat her pants and barfed on her top
Someone else got sick/hurt and she had bodily fluids on her
She lost a bet
She got mugged by a pantsuit thief
She was working with chemicals and something got spilled on her
She saw a naked person and decided to help
They got stolen out of her locker at the gym
She traded her clothes for three wishes from a genie

Love this!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

And started her period and robbed a bank and needed to lose the identifiable clothing and having an affair with a towel salesman

Pretty lucky that last one.

[Anonymous]

her clothing was taken as evidence in a crime.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

And was carrying an emergency towel.

I have a dog. I have 2-3 towels in my car at all times.

It was a Douglas Adams reference.

[Anonymous]

I often wear normal clothes to the pool and then cover up with a towel over my bathing suit to drive home - especially when it’s warm outside. It’s a short drive to my house and I prefer to shower at home.

[Anonymous]

I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I often wear normal clothes to the pool and then cover up with a towel over my bathing suit to drive home - especially when it’s warm outside. It’s a short drive to my house and I prefer to shower at home.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”

This is exactly why I don't ever talk to neighbors.

Get a life.

[Anonymous]

She was having an affair with the boss and had to jump out of the bathroom window.

[Anonymous]

Got her period.
Sht her pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She definitely pooped her pants and had to wrap up to get inside.

Only men would guess poop before blood.

If my pants are stained with period blood, I might wrap my towel around them, but I would not take off the pants and tbe shirt and go home in a towel.

[Anonymous]

Why not ask them?

[Anonymous]

Alien probing