How are you all drinking all of this water without constant bathroom trips?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I pee every 1.5 hours or so.

What??

That’s insane. If I were your manager, I’d make you log bathroom time and deduct it from annual leave.

I swear, bathroom visits have become the new smoke breaks.

Pp here. Super funny but I actually had a manager who wanted me to sign in and out for bathroom breaks. The bathroom was basically right next to my office and I never spent more than a minute in there. She also didn’t want me to snack and only eat at my designated lunch 30 minutes. I got her disciplined since I’m a T1 diabetic and their highest performer. I’m still furious years later.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I see people with huge water bottles at work, out in public, on road trips. How do you manage to drink it all without making multiple restroom trips?

Adults look so damn dumb lugging around those things like they're a blankie. A glass of water before you leave the house in the morning, maybe one at lunch, and one when you get home is MORE than enough for daily intake. They think it makes them look healthy and virile, they actually just look like brainwashed sheep.

I run at least 5 miles a day and lift weights. I definitely need more than 3 glasses of water/daily, especially in the summer. I suppose 3 glasses works if you don’t move or sweat.

You must look old

Says the dehydrated prune

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pee every 1.5 hours or so.

What??

That’s insane. If I were your manager, I’d make you log bathroom time and deduct it from annual leave.

I swear, bathroom visits have become the new smoke breaks.

This sounds like you have a fetish

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I pee a lot at home and not too often at work regardless of how much I drink. It's like my bladder knows I'm at work and bothers me less.
I don't drink while on walks outside. I don't own a water bottle.

The water bottle culture has become really absurd. My kids take water bottles to school but that’s because it’s hard to make the time to get water between classes. The only other time we use them is at Disney world. The idea that you need to leave your house for every errand with a water bottle is crazy.

Why would you even notice if other people have water bottles? Why on earth would it bother you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You don't need to drink a ton of water. That advice has been debunked.

I apparently have an iron bladder and can hold it for long periods of time. Some people can't.

Source?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pee a lot at home and not too often at work regardless of how much I drink. It's like my bladder knows I'm at work and bothers me less.
I don't drink while on walks outside. I don't own a water bottle.

The water bottle culture has become really absurd. My kids take water bottles to school but that’s because it’s hard to make the time to get water between classes. The only other time we use them is at Disney world. The idea that you need to leave your house for every errand with a water bottle is crazy.

Why would you even notice if other people have water bottles? Why on earth would it bother you?

Not PP but teachers hate water bottles. The kids use them as fidgets. Popping the lid off and on, drinking not because they are thirsty but because they are fidgety. Dropping them with the lid off and spilling everywhere. And yes it makes them pee a lot more too. My third graders must keep their bottles on a counter over by the sink and ask permission to have a drink.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pee a lot at home and not too often at work regardless of how much I drink. It's like my bladder knows I'm at work and bothers me less.
I don't drink while on walks outside. I don't own a water bottle.

The water bottle culture has become really absurd. My kids take water bottles to school but that’s because it’s hard to make the time to get water between classes. The only other time we use them is at Disney world. The idea that you need to leave your house for every errand with a water bottle is crazy.

Why would you even notice if other people have water bottles? Why on earth would it bother you?

How do you not notice everyone lugging around gigantic water bottles and sipping from them constantly on Zoom meetings? They look like idiots.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see people with huge water bottles at work, out in public, on road trips. How do you manage to drink it all without making multiple restroom trips?

Adults look so damn dumb lugging around those things like they're a blankie. A glass of water before you leave the house in the morning, maybe one at lunch, and one when you get home is MORE than enough for daily intake. They think it makes them look healthy and virile, they actually just look like brainwashed sheep.

I run at least 5 miles a day and lift weights. I definitely need more than 3 glasses of water/daily, especially in the summer. I suppose 3 glasses works if you don’t move or sweat.

If true, sounds like you have way too much free time and you're trying to fill a void. You're doing way, way too much cardio and weight lifting. It's going to damage your knees and make your face look old, not healthy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OSHA says that workers must be permitted to use the restroom as needed and that no undue restrictions should be placed on bathroom use.

In other words you can’t fire people for needing to use the bathroom. Sorry to disappoint you.

https://www.oshaeducationcenter.com/articles/restroom-breaks/

What’s OSHA say about your pilot getting up to take a pee break during take off roll?


You’d be ok with that?

He’s free to go right before and right after. No one is saying they pee continuously. But you are so big and rough being mean to your subordinates. Those of us on this thread are not them.

Why do you assume the pilot is a “he”?

You sound old and obsolete.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OSHA says that workers must be permitted to use the restroom as needed and that no undue restrictions should be placed on bathroom use.

In other words you can’t fire people for needing to use the bathroom. Sorry to disappoint you.

https://www.oshaeducationcenter.com/articles/restroom-breaks/

What’s OSHA say about your pilot getting up to take a pee break during take off roll?


You’d be ok with that?

He’s free to go right before and right after. No one is saying they pee continuously. But you are so big and rough being mean to your subordinates. Those of us on this thread are not them.

Why do you assume the pilot is a “he”?

You sound old and obsolete.

Water is such an odd thing to be permanently mad about. Have you ever asked yourself why?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pee every 1.5 hours or so.

What??

That’s insane. If I were your manager, I’d make you log bathroom time and deduct it from annual leave.

I swear, bathroom visits have become the new smoke breaks.

This is a joke, right?

I pee every 30-40 min and would sue you into oblivion if you tried this dumb shit. Who the hell do you think you are?

Sue me into oblivion?

Pffffftt, you think the people in the jury box who have to sit there for 3 hours listening to your attorney and mine argue that you have a right to pee every 90 minutes are going to be very sympathetic??

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Dream on!!!

The fact that you think there is anything even remotely legal about docking someone's leave because they have to pee often tells me how monumentally stupid you are. It wouldn't even make it to the jury trial because the lawyers would settle it and I'd win big.

PS I hope you manage no one at work, you abusive a-hole.

I would absolutely fire you for going to the bathroom every 30 minutes.

This isn’t a medical condition. It’s entirely voluntary.

Where is your medical degree from? GOD, how did you manage to land any job is beyond me.

I'm also 100% sure you are not in charge of a single employee.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pilots, flight attendants, cashiers, dog walkers, babysitters, I can think of many more jobs.

This is definitely a generational thing.

Gens Y and Z think nothing should inconvenience them, ever.

I'm 48 years old. Why the eff should I be incovencienced? The bathroom is 20 feet away and I will pee as many times as I need to. You must have some kind of mental illness to even worry about how often people perform a basic bodily function.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve never had a boss who cared about when I pee. Imagine being that boss and bragging about it! Do you work at an Amazon warehouse?

Doctors, lawyers, teachers, anyone having a meeting of any sort or working on a project with others…. You can’t run to the bathroom every 30 minutes at these jobs.

You've taken a scientific survey to determine this?

I'm now convinced you're just trolling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a nurse. I've trained my bladder. I drank 2-3L in my last shift and didn't pee for 10 hrs. It's also part psychological for me. If I know there are bathrooms easily available, I can go a long time. If I think a bathroom will be difficult to access or I'm at a play or something, I swear my brain makes me think I have to go every 30 min.

Lol same here!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a nurse. I've trained my bladder. I drank 2-3L in my last shift and didn't pee for 10 hrs. It's also part psychological for me. If I know there are bathrooms easily available, I can go a long time. If I think a bathroom will be difficult to access or I'm at a play or something, I swear my brain makes me think I have to go every 30 min.

Lol same here!

Really bad for your bladder and kidneys. Just go pee FFS.