How are you all drinking all of this water without constant bathroom trips?

Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:I see people with huge water bottles at work, out in public, on road trips. How do you manage to drink it all without making multiple restroom trips?


Adults look so damn dumb lugging around those things like they're a blankie. A glass of water before you leave the house in the morning, maybe one at lunch, and one when you get home is MORE than enough for daily intake. They think it makes them look healthy and virile, they actually just look like brainwashed sheep.
+1 haha performative. It’s water people!


It gives me great pleasure that people drinking water bothers you this much.
Anonymous
I’ve never had a boss who cared about when I pee. Imagine being that boss and bragging about it! Do you work at an Amazon warehouse?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I’ve never had a boss who cared about when I pee. Imagine being that boss and bragging about it! Do you work at an Amazon warehouse?


Doctors, lawyers, teachers, anyone having a meeting of any sort or working on a project with others…. You can’t run to the bathroom every 30 minutes at these jobs.
Anonymous
Pilots, flight attendants, cashiers, dog walkers, babysitters, I can think of many more jobs.
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:I pee every 1.5 hours or so.


What??

That’s insane. If I were your manager, I’d make you log bathroom time and deduct it from annual leave.

I swear, bathroom visits have become the new smoke breaks.


This is a joke, right?

I pee every 30-40 min and would sue you into oblivion if you tried this dumb shit. Who the hell do you think you are?



Sue me into oblivion?

Pffffftt, you think the people in the jury box who have to sit there for 3 hours listening to your attorney and mine argue that you have a right to pee every 90 minutes are going to be very sympathetic??

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Dream on!!!


The fact that you think there is anything even remotely legal about docking someone's leave because they have to pee often tells me how monumentally stupid you are. It wouldn't even make it to the jury trial because the lawyers would settle it and I'd win big.

PS I hope you manage no one at work, you abusive a-hole.


I would absolutely fire you for going to the bathroom every 30 minutes.

This isn’t a medical condition. It’s entirely voluntary.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Pilots, flight attendants, cashiers, dog walkers, babysitters, I can think of many more jobs.



This is definitely a generational thing.

Gens Y and Z think nothing should inconvenience them, ever.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I pee every 1.5 hours or so.


What??

That’s insane. If I were your manager, I’d make you log bathroom time and deduct it from annual leave.

I swear, bathroom visits have become the new smoke breaks.


This is a joke, right?

I pee every 30-40 min and would sue you into oblivion if you tried this dumb shit. Who the hell do you think you are?



Sue me into oblivion?

Pffffftt, you think the people in the jury box who have to sit there for 3 hours listening to your attorney and mine argue that you have a right to pee every 90 minutes are going to be very sympathetic??

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Dream on!!!


The fact that you think there is anything even remotely legal about docking someone's leave because they have to pee often tells me how monumentally stupid you are. It wouldn't even make it to the jury trial because the lawyers would settle it and I'd win big.

PS I hope you manage no one at work, you abusive a-hole.


I would absolutely fire you for going to the bathroom every 30 minutes.

This isn’t a medical condition. It’s entirely voluntary.


Oh my gosh we are so impressed!
Anonymous
OSHA says that workers must be permitted to use the restroom as needed and that no undue restrictions should be placed on bathroom use.

In other words you can’t fire people for needing to use the bathroom. Sorry to disappoint you.

https://www.oshaeducationcenter.com/articles/restroom-breaks/

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I pee every 1.5 hours or so.


What??

That’s insane. If I were your manager, I’d make you log bathroom time and deduct it from annual leave.

I swear, bathroom visits have become the new smoke breaks.


This is a joke, right?

I pee every 30-40 min and would sue you into oblivion if you tried this dumb shit. Who the hell do you think you are?



Sue me into oblivion?

Pffffftt, you think the people in the jury box who have to sit there for 3 hours listening to your attorney and mine argue that you have a right to pee every 90 minutes are going to be very sympathetic??

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Dream on!!!


The fact that you think there is anything even remotely legal about docking someone's leave because they have to pee often tells me how monumentally stupid you are. It wouldn't even make it to the jury trial because the lawyers would settle it and I'd win big.

PS I hope you manage no one at work, you abusive a-hole.


I would absolutely fire you for going to the bathroom every 30 minutes.

This isn’t a medical condition. It’s entirely voluntary.


Oh my gosh we are so impressed!


I’m sure this sounded absolutely devastating in your head as you tapped it out.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:OSHA says that workers must be permitted to use the restroom as needed and that no undue restrictions should be placed on bathroom use.

In other words you can’t fire people for needing to use the bathroom. Sorry to disappoint you.

https://www.oshaeducationcenter.com/articles/restroom-breaks/




What’s OSHA say about your pilot getting up to take a pee break during take off roll?


You’d be ok with that?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:OSHA says that workers must be permitted to use the restroom as needed and that no undue restrictions should be placed on bathroom use.

In other words you can’t fire people for needing to use the bathroom. Sorry to disappoint you.

https://www.oshaeducationcenter.com/articles/restroom-breaks/




What’s OSHA say about your pilot getting up to take a pee break during take off roll?


You’d be ok with that?


He’s free to go right before and right after. No one is saying they pee continuously. But you are so big and rough being mean to your subordinates. Those of us on this thread are not them.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I see people with huge water bottles at work, out in public, on road trips. How do you manage to drink it all without making multiple restroom trips?


Adults look so damn dumb lugging around those things like they're a blankie. A glass of water before you leave the house in the morning, maybe one at lunch, and one when you get home is MORE than enough for daily intake. They think it makes them look healthy and virile, they actually just look like brainwashed sheep.


I run at least 5 miles a day and lift weights. I definitely need more than 3 glasses of water/daily, especially in the summer. I suppose 3 glasses works if you don’t move or sweat.


You must look old
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:OSHA says that workers must be permitted to use the restroom as needed and that no undue restrictions should be placed on bathroom use.

In other words you can’t fire people for needing to use the bathroom. Sorry to disappoint you.

https://www.oshaeducationcenter.com/articles/restroom-breaks/



That page only says "unreasonable".
Anonymous
Both my teens have POTS and have to drink more water than most (and consume more salts). If you don't like them lugging a bottle around you can F off.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I see people with huge water bottles at work, out in public, on road trips. How do you manage to drink it all without making multiple restroom trips?


Adults look so damn dumb lugging around those things like they're a blankie. A glass of water before you leave the house in the morning, maybe one at lunch, and one when you get home is MORE than enough for daily intake. They think it makes them look healthy and virile, they actually just look like brainwashed sheep.


I run at least 5 miles a day and lift weights. I definitely need more than 3 glasses of water/daily, especially in the summer. I suppose 3 glasses works if you don’t move or sweat.


You must look old


DP. She must look FIT! Don't be a d-bag.
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