Do you pass gas during flights or hold it?

[Anonymous]

Some of you need to check your diet. Absolutely absurd that you’re negotiating with your bodies on whether or not you’re going to fart on a plane. Unreal how much you all seem to be farting throughout the day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m on an eight hour flight from London to DC. I have the entire row to myself and have been passing gas. I usually hold it but this is a longer flight than usual, I’m seated alone, and the roar of the engine is drowning the sound.

Do you hold your gas during flights?

Hell no. I fart with abandon. Good, stinky ones, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was on a flight recently and the person next to me was doing this the whole flight and it was terrible.

OTOH I have a distinct memory of having been on a really stressful business trip and as soon as I got on the plane I relaxed and unconsciously let fly the whole way to my seat. I felt bad but hadn’t even realized I needed to unclench or what the consequences would be….

I walked down a plane aisle once downwind from a crop duster. It was horrific.

Crop dusting is a great way to get back at those people who grab the back of YOUR chair and jar you when they stand up. High chance they’re also the kinds of people who recline their seat back too.

[Anonymous]

Five pages on this topic and no one has offered a solution! I’m a gassy person in general and this is what I do when I have to be on a long flight:

* I don’t drink any carbonated beverage before or during my trip.

* I make sure not to eat anything the day of my flight that tends to make me gassy like vegetables, shellfish, and beans.

* if I eat anything on the plane, I take some beano pills right before eating to prevent gas buildup.

* And regardless of whether or not I eat anything, I pop Gas-X pills throughout the flight to handle existing gas.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The older I get the more I really hate most people.

Me too. So gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some of you need to check your diet. Absolutely absurd that you’re negotiating with your bodies on whether or not you’re going to fart on a plane. Unreal how much you all seem to be farting throughout the day.

Normal healthy people fart 10-20 times per day. Maybe you need to check YOUR diet.

https://gogastrochicago.com/when-to-worry-about-flatulence-a-guide-to-understanding-your-digestive-signals/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on an eight hour flight from London to DC. I have the entire row to myself and have been passing gas. I usually hold it but this is a longer flight than usual, I’m seated alone, and the roar of the engine is drowning the sound.

Do you hold your gas during flights?

Hell no. I fart with abandon. Good, stinky ones, too.

Me too! Let’er rip!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Five pages on this topic and no one has offered a solution! I’m a gassy person in general and this is what I do when I have to be on a long flight:

* I don’t drink any carbonated beverage before or during my trip.

* I make sure not to eat anything the day of my flight that tends to make me gassy like vegetables, shellfish, and beans.

* if I eat anything on the plane, I take some beano pills right before eating to prevent gas buildup.

* And regardless of whether or not I eat anything, I pop Gas-X pills throughout the flight to handle existing gas.

Let me offer an alternative solution: bring on a can of baked beans and a spoon and have at it. Not sure why one would go through all the above for every flight. Not altering my eating habits to fly. My excessive flatulence is a badge of honor.

[Anonymous]

Plane farts almost never smell. It's pressurized air in your body, not stinky gas emanating from digestive issue. I usually let them rip when I get up to go pee in the lavatory.

[Anonymous]

There's mf-ing farts on the plane!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's mf-ing farts on the plane!

Nice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I carry a sample sized perfume in my makeup pouch and spritz the air lightly when I pass gas on a plane to lessen the odor. Works like a charm. If you smell a sudden boost of fragrance on your flight, that was me, and you’re welcome 🤗

You are disgustinh

[Anonymous]

If I have to let one go, I do. If not, I carry a bottle of this pungent spray. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

I sprayed it in a mall and the mall maintenance was called. They looked all over for the source and couldn’t find it. They even opened the ceiling tiles. 😁

[Anonymous]

Sometimes I wear an adult diaper on the plane bc I do not want to use the plane bathroom.
#postcardsecrets

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I wear an adult diaper on the plane bc I do not want to use the plane bathroom.
#postcardsecrets

I just can't imagine this. Wearing a diaper seems so gross to me. Like a baby who soils a diaper needs to be changed immediately so what you either sit in it or go to the bathroom and change it immediately?