Do you pass gas during flights or hold it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

Seriously? We fart in front of each other all the time. And if I fart on a plane may lean over to give a heads up it’s enroute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

Seriously? We fart in front of each other all the time. And if I fart on a plane may lean over to give a heads up it’s enroute.

You’re foul.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

Seriously? We fart in front of each other all the time. And if I fart on a plane may lean over to give a heads up it’s enroute.

You’re foul.

Just living the not a prude life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everyone farts. I’ll fart whenever I need to, even on a plane. It won’t be a rugshaker but certainly a SBD.

Rugshaker. I am stealing that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every person will pass gas, but if it smells then they have a messed up digestion or very unhealthy diet.

Most of the time, you should not feel, hear or smell your farts. It should escape silently and without stink.

Mine rarely smell, but they rumble like thunder. Long claps of loud thunder.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I"m pretty sure when flight attendants do this they call it "crop dusting" as they walk down the aisle.

Its normal to be gassy on flights bc of the altitude.

Is this for real? As much as I fly, I never knew there was a connection between altititude and gas. Also, so we can call bs on all the people on the post claiming that they don't do it, right?

It's the air presssure, not altitude, but yes it does make being gassy more likely on flights.

Notice how a plastic water bottle you partly drank from while in the air is a bit shriveled up when you land? Now imagine that's your insides. Same thing.

[Anonymous]

This is the best troll thread ever. Did I really just read 1.5 pages about farts?????

[Anonymous]

I carry a sample sized perfume in my makeup pouch and spritz the air lightly when I pass gas on a plane to lessen the odor. Works like a charm. If you smell a sudden boost of fragrance on your flight, that was me, and you’re welcome 🤗

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

Seriously? We fart in front of each other all the time. And if I fart on a plane may lean over to give a heads up it’s enroute.

+1. Farting is part of life and holding it is not healthy or necessary.

[Anonymous]

Too expensive to pass gas right now. Got to save that stuff

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

The idea of someone frantically clutching their rectum in their own home because they can't let their husband know that everyone poops is both hilarious and sad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I carry a sample sized perfume in my makeup pouch and spritz the air lightly when I pass gas on a plane to lessen the odor. Works like a charm. If you smell a sudden boost of fragrance on your flight, that was me, and you’re welcome 🤗

Jesus, that makes it 50 times worse. I honestly would rather smell the average person’s fart than a fart plus someone’s nasty perfume on top of it.

[Anonymous]

But you sleep on the plane, right? Surely your body isn't holding your farts in while you're asleep?

Or are people also refusing to sleep on these flights?

Seems like a lot of personal discomfort.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do people hold it? Mine usually just come out - I can try to control the sound but I can’t just not fart.

I called B S. I have never farted in front of my DH in 25 years. Not even when I was pregnant. If you can’t hold it, you need to strengthen those sphincter muscles.

The idea of someone frantically clutching their rectum in their own home because they can't let their husband know that everyone poops is both hilarious and sad.

Not the pp but I tried this unsuccessfully. Sometimes I still try to do it but it only makes my stomach hurt more. My husband will push my stomach down to make me pass gas because he knows I’m holding it. Also yes, it’s pass gas. I never use the F word!! 🤣