Do you pass gas during flights or hold it?
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Anonymous
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I’m on an eight hour flight from London to DC. I have the entire row to myself and have been passing gas. I usually hold it but this is a longer flight than usual, I’m seated alone, and the roar of the engine is drowning the sound.
Do you hold your gas during flights? |
Anonymous
| Oh that's the best time. Unless they're unusually rank, nobody ever has any idea. |
Anonymous
| It’s not drowning the sound pal. |
Anonymous
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We all know it's you.
No, I fart in the bathroom like a civilized person. |
Anonymous
| What makes you think this is ok? You're in a big can in the sky full of other people and you think "now would be a good time to force my farts onto everyone around me." Grow the hell up. |
Anonymous
| On a recent flight to Reykjavik, I am 100% certain that the guy next to me farted the entire trip. It was awful. |
Anonymous
| Definitely the best time to fart. No one can hear it and no one knows who to pin it on. Let your flatulence fly! |
Anonymous
| I can’t always control it, but mine aren’t stinky. I assume all of those plane seats are just full of old farts. |
Anonymous
| Just let em rip. |
Anonymous
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I was on a flight recently and the person next to me was doing this the whole flight and it was terrible.
OTOH I have a distinct memory of having been on a really stressful business trip and as soon as I got on the plane I relaxed and unconsciously let fly the whole way to my seat. I felt bad but hadn’t even realized I needed to unclench or what the consequences would be…. |
Anonymous
| I am really gassy these days and old enough that I don't care! They don't smell and I am pretty good at keeping them silentish. If someone hears a sound, oh well. |
Anonymous
| The older I get the more I really hate most people. |
Anonymous
| Yes I pass gas on flights. It’s painful not to. |
Anonymous
Lies. |
Anonymous
| I’m not sure what’s worse that or the old man who sat in our row eating a ham sandwich with mayonnaise and a gigantic pickle. Smell disgusting. |