“What do I do with this sauce?”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: Whenever my husband has a dish that comes with some sauce on the side he asks me “what do I do with this sauce?”

I don’t know why but when I saw the title “what do I do with this sauce” all I could imagine was the scene from Pitch Perfect 2 when they started singing “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly …”. I totally thought the thread would take a different direction. But if you want your DH to stop asking you, maybe singing the lyrics would stop him from asking.

[Anonymous]

Could it be that he doesn’t know what the sauces are or what to pair them with? He may get the dipping/pour over concept, but not know what he’s supposed to be dipping into the sauce or pouring them over. For instance, cream gravy and ranch dressing might both be pour overs, but he probably wouldn’t want to pour the ranch dressing on his mashed potatoes and he definitely wouldn’t want to pour the cream gravy on his salad.

[Anonymous]

My husband and I were out to lunch today (we both work from home and usually get out of the house one day a week) and the menu had a side called "chip fries" (as well as crinkle cut fries). I asked him what chip fries were. He laughed and said he had no idea. I then told him about this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I were out to lunch today (we both work from home and usually get out of the house one day a week) and the menu had a side called "chip fries" (as well as crinkle cut fries). I asked him what chip fries were. He laughed and said he had no idea. I then told him about this thread.

And??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Could it be that he doesn’t know what the sauces are or what to pair them with? He may get the dipping/pour over concept, but not know what he’s supposed to be dipping into the sauce or pouring them over. For instance, cream gravy and ranch dressing might both be pour overs, but he probably wouldn’t want to pour the ranch dressing on his mashed potatoes and he definitely wouldn’t want to pour the cream gravy on his salad.

No. He just lazy.

[Anonymous]

Didn't this get explained on the menu?

I would hiss, "It's a garnish! You don't eat it!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tell his to dip his balls in it.

This.