Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So it’s a smidge smaller than an Escalade? I think Escalades are obnoxiously large to deal with on the road and in parking lots, but not more than a pick up truck I guess and I think you’re unduly hung up on this.

It’s also heavier though. And wider. It’s a clown car that is absolutely lethal to pedestrians and everyone else around driving much more reasonably sized cars.

Weighs less than Rivian SUV; do you hate those, too?

Yes, the oversized electric SUVs are a special death trap that forces everyone else to bulk up or be crushed.

[Anonymous]

If it was was not for Jeep you be speaking German

[Anonymous]

the 2023 Acadia had poor sales as too small so in 2024 they made it a lot bigger.

It was already a 3 row vehicle in the 2023 model. But people wanted it a bit wide, a bit taller and a foot longer so more space behind third row for luggage. People want big.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:MYOB OP. Sorry you can’t afford a nice vehicle.

lol.

Imagine being so stupid you think any American made jeep is ‘a nice car’. A fool and their money are always departed. Exhibit A right here.

Imagine being so stupid as not to know the difference between parted and departed.

[Anonymous]

How are we having this conversation when like, the Cybertruck exists???

[Anonymous]

I like it. I think it triggers people because it signals you have $$$ to burn *and* lots of kids *and* those kids probably play expensive travel sports. So many angry broke and/or childless people in this area. And also people who only have 1 or 2 kid(s) and wish they had more and started having kids earlier.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:MYOB OP. Sorry you can’t afford a nice vehicle.

lol.

Imagine being so stupid you think any American made jeep is ‘a nice car’. A fool and their money are always departed. Exhibit A right here.

Driving a car or truck assembled in U.S.A. is commendable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like it. I think it triggers people because it signals you have $$$ to burn *and* lots of kids *and* those kids probably play expensive travel sports. So many angry broke and/or childless people in this area. And also people who only have 1 or 2 kid(s) and wish they had more and started having kids earlier.

You think everyone who doesn't have a litter of kids wishes they had a litter of kids? Really? This has to be a troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am admittedly not a car person but I do get annoyed by people who try to claim that having a giant car like this is a necessity for a three-kid family. It absolutely is not - it is a luxury, and that is fine, but don't pretend you you can't possibly have a family of five without driving a $100k vehicle to and from Costco and ballet.

You're seething with jealous rage. A gigantic SUV is necessary with 2-3 kids because you probably also have a dog or two... and you car pool, so maybe upwards of 5-6 kids in the truck... and the kids play travel sports, so there's a lot of equipment... and you have a second home, so you want to be comfortable going to and from, maybe two grandparents or a nanny ride with you to the second home.

P.S. There is a regular Wagoneer and a GRAND Wagoneer. They look nearly the same but the less equipped regular Wagoneers can be purchased for $50s-70s. Only the GRAND Wagoneer touches $100s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like it. I think it triggers people because it signals you have $$$ to burn *and* lots of kids *and* those kids probably play expensive travel sports. So many angry broke and/or childless people in this area. And also people who only have 1 or 2 kid(s) and wish they had more and started having kids earlier.

No, I just think they could have designed it to look better. The original Jeep Wagoneer had a distinctive look which I don't see in this Wagoneer. This kind of reminds me of an older Suburban.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:the 2023 Acadia had poor sales as too small so in 2024 they made it a lot bigger.

It was already a 3 row vehicle in the 2023 model. But people wanted it a bit wide, a bit taller and a foot longer so more space behind third row for luggage. People want big.

I actually appreciated the smaller size of the Acadia, though with the captain's chairs, it was only a 6 seater, and the 3rd row wasn't particularly spacious IMO.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder how many people on here are complaining about the size and it's such a waste live in large houses instead of small ones, such a waste of space.

Oh wait, never mind they will justify the needed space

^^^ 100.00% THIS ^^^


Guarantee their 4,300 sq ft popped-top-with-addition house in north Arlington has a bigger annual carbon footprint than several Grand Wagoneers.

False, my N Arlington home is less than 1500 sq feet and my family owns one 10 year old car that gets good gas mileage. I have full license to hate on this gas guzzling monstrosity.

[Anonymous]

The Grand Cherokee L has three rows, good interior space, and the high level trims are beautiful. They look so much better from the outside, are more compact, and are significantly cheaper than the wagoneers. Not sure why more people don’t choose it over the wagoneer.

[Anonymous]

I guarantee the wagoner people and the oversized 4k sf house people are the SAME people. How else will everyone know how much money they have? That is the whole point!

[Anonymous]

I’m just shocked that so many people would even notice this car, much less be upset about it. It’s big, but we all drive around delivery trucks and dump trucks every day. I don’t get the outrage.