Hot dad starter pack?

[Anonymous]

Dads in general wear Ons. Hot dads too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So here’s my hot dad fit check

Weather bad: Merril Boots - got ‘em on sale at Nordstrom. They’re rugged without being too alpinista. Worn but not stained. Jeans - Levi’s 505 or 530. Old and worn. Straight leg and stonewashed. Belt. Vuori T shirt because my wife buys me then. For cold I need either my 1997 Annapolis Landrover Sweatshirt OR my College Patagonia fleece. No Vests unless 25+ years old. No khakis unless going to dinner. Sunglasses. Landcruiser.

Good weather: fresh OnClouds. Maybe I wear my AirMaxes if we’re really staying clean. Ankle black socks. Joggers in dark color & Something 5” because anything longer is too much fabric. More Vuori/Lulumon T shirts. Sunglasses with Croakies. Landcruiser with windows 1/2 down. I ride the back rail of the shopping cart back to the cart corrals while my hair flows in the breeze.

I stop reading at "No khakis unless going to dinner"

[Anonymous]

This thread is so .... white?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So here’s my hot dad fit check

Weather bad: Merril Boots - got ‘em on sale at Nordstrom. They’re rugged without being too alpinista. Worn but not stained. Jeans - Levi’s 505 or 530. Old and worn. Straight leg and stonewashed. Belt. Vuori T shirt because my wife buys me then. For cold I need either my 1997 Annapolis Landrover Sweatshirt OR my College Patagonia fleece. No Vests unless 25+ years old. No khakis unless going to dinner. Sunglasses. Landcruiser.

Good weather: fresh OnClouds. Maybe I wear my AirMaxes if we’re really staying clean. Ankle black socks. Joggers in dark color & Something 5” because anything longer is too much fabric. More Vuori/Lulumon T shirts. Sunglasses with Croakies. Landcruiser with windows 1/2 down. I ride the back rail of the shopping cart back to the cart corrals while my hair flows in the breeze.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No. Those clogs are the preferred footwear of middle-aged dads who find the firm sole supportive for their bad backs. At least that’s what my DH said when I tried to get rid of those hideous things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Since I don't merely want to be a naysayer of other's opinions. I think a hot dad has a soccer player physique, or some hint of it. They don't have to be David Beckham.

But, just to be clear, they can be David Beckham.

David Beckham is the only answer here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So here’s my hot dad fit check

Weather bad: Merril Boots - got ‘em on sale at Nordstrom. They’re rugged without being too alpinista. Worn but not stained. Jeans - Levi’s 505 or 530. Old and worn. Straight leg and stonewashed. Belt. Vuori T shirt because my wife buys me then. For cold I need either my 1997 Annapolis Landrover Sweatshirt OR my College Patagonia fleece. No Vests unless 25+ years old. No khakis unless going to dinner. Sunglasses. Landcruiser.

Good weather: fresh OnClouds. Maybe I wear my AirMaxes if we’re really staying clean. Ankle black socks. Joggers in dark color & Something 5” because anything longer is too much fabric. More Vuori/Lulumon T shirts. Sunglasses with Croakies. Landcruiser with windows 1/2 down. I ride the back rail of the shopping cart back to the cart corrals while my hair flows in the breeze.

If for real, you care too much to be hot. Sorry, it's a No for me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

🤮 to all three
Minion…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

Not my type but I think I get it. Finance but says he loves the outdoors. Colorado. Seattle. Annual buddies ski trip. Was douchey in college.

The clogs -
He doesn’t care too much about looking stylish. He must actually be quite hot to still look hot while wearing them…and he probably secretly knows it. The hair is floppy.

I think this type is hot. Rich. Good job. Stay at home wife.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is so .... white?

So?

[Anonymous]

I will be the outlier and say that the Birk clogs are so hideous, I could see how on the right guy who is either so confidently oblivious or has an eff you attitude, they could become reverse hot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will be the outlier and say that the Birk clogs are so hideous, I could see how on the right guy who is either so confidently oblivious or has an eff you attitude, they could become reverse hot.

I concede they could remind me of the hot husband on BEEF but they look like little suede bags for your feet. His character would definitely wear them.

[Anonymous]

They’re always wearing nice 1/4 zip sweaters and sweatshirts. Like they’re always ready for an impromptu round of golf.

[Anonymous]

1/4 zips and vests!! Ugh. My DH & I make fun of those dads. It’s the dad uniform that floors with moms on yoga pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fedora or Panama hat in the summer.

I’m embarrassed for any dad I see wearing these.