Hot dad starter pack?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The hot dad in my neighborhood wears no shirt when he runs. Pure eye candy.

That is actually a turn off.

Are you celibate?

The hottest dad l know wears aviator sunglasses. But hotness is not about what you wear, hot people are hot in almost anything.

What you are describing would make anyone celibate.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

The whole type you're describing makes me laugh and roll my eyes. Can't stand 'em, sounds like an entitled douche just from your description.

Also: birks....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

The whole type you're describing makes me laugh and roll my eyes. Can't stand 'em, sounds like an entitled douche just from your description.

Also: birks....

+1. the cappuccino thing! lol!

[Anonymous]

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Tucker looks like he accidentally sat down in that work shop. What a tool!!

[Anonymous]

wearing cargo shorts with grass stained new balance sneakers and t shirt he has had since college then showers up and comes out in jeans and some old t shirt

[Anonymous]

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Tucker looks like he accidentally sat down in that work shop. What a tool!!

How does one accidentally sit down in a work shop?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fedora or Panama hat in the summer.

Odds are they’re using the hat in the summer to cover up a bald spot so that it doesn’t sunburn.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No hot dad wears those shoes.

Those shoes cry, "I'm never getting laid again!"

+1
I'd also extrapolate that to any clog. No hot guy can pull off a clog successfully of any kind.

.....except a really hot hardbody Dutchman in his garden with wooden clogs and nothing else....shorts MIGHT be acceptable.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Tucker looks like he accidentally sat down in that work shop. What a tool!!

How does one accidentally sit down in a work shop?

When one is in a staged photo op, yes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fedora or Panama hat in the summer.

to me, that is the exact opposite of hotness. I would think them to be a pretentious tool. Or, hiding a bald spot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Since I don't merely want to be a naysayer of other's opinions. I think a hot dad has a soccer player physique, or some hint of it. They don't have to be David Beckham.

But, just to be clear, they can be David Beckham.

[Anonymous]

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This is the pilbury Doughboy! Nothing hot here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

Not my type but I think I get it. Finance but says he loves the outdoors. Colorado. Seattle. Annual buddies ski trip. Was douchey in college.

The clogs -
He doesn’t care too much about looking stylish. He must actually be quite hot to still look hot while wearing them…and he probably secretly knows it. The hair is floppy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

Not my type but I think I get it. Finance but says he loves the outdoors. Colorado. Seattle. Annual buddies ski trip. Was douchey in college.

The clogs -
He doesn’t care too much about looking stylish. He must actually be quite hot to still look hot while wearing them…and he probably secretly knows it. The hair is floppy.

Hmm. Bet he's one of those lycra-clad Sunday cyclists that hogs the roads and thinks he's in the Tour-de-France. Finance, and still douchey because he never outgrew his frat boy ways.

[Anonymous]

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this response is actual perfection.