Hot dad starter pack?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just bought Birk shoes like this. They are super in at the moment.

Um, no.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just bought Birk shoes like this. They are super in at the moment.

No man says “super in.” None.

[Anonymous]

Since I don't merely want to be a naysayer of other's opinions. I think a hot dad has a soccer player physique, or some hint of it. They don't have to be David Beckham.

[Anonymous]

The hot dad in my neighborhood wears no shirt when he runs. Pure eye candy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The hot dad in my neighborhood wears no shirt when he runs. Pure eye candy.

That is actually a turn off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

The hot dad I saw at WF looked like David Beckham. Mid 40s, skinny but in shape, dressed casual cool, nice messy hair, driving a really pretty Rivian.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Birkenstocks are practical/functional. I would never consider the word hot in the same sentence!!!! My 80 year old father has those exact shoes!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The hot dad in my neighborhood wears no shirt when he runs. Pure eye candy.

That is actually a turn off.

Are you celibate?

The hottest dad l know wears aviator sunglasses. But hotness is not about what you wear, hot people are hot in almost anything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The hot dad in my neighborhood wears no shirt when he runs. Pure eye candy.

That is actually a turn off.

Are you Amish?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

Saw a total douche dad with a rivian leave his cart in the parking lot at the Arlignton Harris teeter this weekend. He repulsed me.

That is neither a normal nor a healthy reaction. Have you consulted a therapist about your character defect?

Every week. Can’t stand entitled people who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just bought Birk shoes like this. They are super in at the moment.

Also super ugly.

Absolutely no way to look attractive while wearing those, regardless of gender.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fedora or Panama hat in the summer.

No! A fedora is a sign of crisis. Next stop divorce. I've seen it happen more than once. Not hot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The hot dad in my neighborhood wears no shirt when he runs. Pure eye candy.

That is actually a turn off.

Are you celibate?

The hottest dad l know wears aviator sunglasses. But hotness is not about what you wear, hot people are hot in almost anything.

Except for the shoes posted by OP. Those will negate anyone's hotness.