Hot dad starter pack?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

Not my type but I think I get it. Finance but says he loves the outdoors. Colorado. Seattle. Annual buddies ski trip. Was douchey in college.

The clogs -
He doesn’t care too much about looking stylish. He must actually be quite hot to still look hot while wearing them…and he probably secretly knows it. The hair is floppy.

Bingo. Finance or tech, handful of lawyers and lobbyists can pull it off too

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No hot dad wears those shoes.

Those shoes cry, "I'm never getting laid again!"

+1
I'd also extrapolate that to any clog. No hot guy can pull off a clog successfully of any kind.

.....except a really hot hardbody Dutchman in his garden with wooden clogs and nothing else....shorts MIGHT be acceptable.

Birk clogs are largely for weekends; weekend mornings especially. Coffee shop runs, taking kids to practice, that sort of thing. Rich hot dads are all about carefree leisure on the weekends. And of course you can wear them while away on holiday or at the second home.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No hot dad wears those shoes.

Those shoes cry, "I'm never getting laid again!"

+1
I'd also extrapolate that to any clog. No hot guy can pull off a clog successfully of any kind.

.....except a really hot hardbody Dutchman in his garden with wooden clogs and nothing else....shorts MIGHT be acceptable.

Birk clogs are largely for weekends; weekend mornings especially. Coffee shop runs, taking kids to practice, that sort of thing. Rich hot dads are all about carefree leisure on the weekends. And of course you can wear them while away on holiday or at the second home.

My hot husband and father to my kids wears his regular Birkenstocks to our second and third homes. Not a chance I wouldn't laugh him out of the house if he wore clogs. We (the kids and I) already get a good laugh from his mustard yellow Prana shorts. Luckily he takes it in stride.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Take that vest and burn it

So lame and basic!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

Not my type but I think I get it. Finance but says he loves the outdoors. Colorado. Seattle. Annual buddies ski trip. Was douchey in college.

The clogs -
He doesn’t care too much about looking stylish. He must actually be quite hot to still look hot while wearing them…and he probably secretly knows it. The hair is floppy.

Bingo. Finance or tech, handful of lawyers and lobbyists can pull it off too

No they can’t.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:wearing cargo shorts with grass stained new balance sneakers and t shirt he has had since college then showers up and comes out in jeans and some old t shirt

This is my DH exactly! LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No hot dad wears those shoes.

Those shoes cry, "I'm never getting laid again!"

+1
I'd also extrapolate that to any clog. No hot guy can pull off a clog successfully of any kind.

.....except a really hot hardbody Dutchman in his garden with wooden clogs and nothing else....shorts MIGHT be acceptable.

Birk clogs are largely for weekends; weekend mornings especially. Coffee shop runs, taking kids to practice, that sort of thing. Rich hot dads are all about carefree leisure on the weekends. And of course you can wear them while away on holiday or at the second home.

My hot husband and father to my kids wears his regular Birkenstocks to our second and third homes. Not a chance I wouldn't laugh him out of the house if he wore clogs. We (the kids and I) already get a good laugh from his mustard yellow Prana shorts. Luckily he takes it in stride.

We believe both that your husband is hot and that you have multiple homes. You go girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

The vest over the swestshirt? No.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:wearing cargo shorts with grass stained new balance sneakers and t shirt he has had since college then showers up and comes out in jeans and some old t shirt

This is my 60-year-old husband, and he's hot, so YES!

Add in a Life is Good t-shirt.

[Anonymous]

Hard pass to all of that

[Anonymous]

Omg. Those shoes are such a major turnoff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:wearing cargo shorts with grass stained new balance sneakers and t shirt he has had since college then showers up and comes out in jeans and some old t shirt

This is my 60-year-old husband, and he's hot, so YES!

Add in a Life is Good t-shirt.

I’m sorry, I don’t think so.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No hot dad wears those shoes.

I agree. Loser clogs.

[Anonymous]

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Ew. I hope this is tongue in cheek.

[Anonymous]

So here’s my hot dad fit check

Weather bad: Merril Boots - got ‘em on sale at Nordstrom. They’re rugged without being too alpinista. Worn but not stained. Jeans - Levi’s 505 or 530. Old and worn. Straight leg and stonewashed. Belt. Vuori T shirt because my wife buys me then. For cold I need either my 1997 Annapolis Landrover Sweatshirt OR my College Patagonia fleece. No Vests unless 25+ years old. No khakis unless going to dinner. Sunglasses. Landcruiser.

Good weather: fresh OnClouds. Maybe I wear my AirMaxes if we’re really staying clean. Ankle black socks. Joggers in dark color & Something 5” because anything longer is too much fabric. More Vuori/Lulumon T shirts. Sunglasses with Croakies. Landcruiser with windows 1/2 down. I ride the back rail of the shopping cart back to the cart corrals while my hair flows in the breeze.