What “rules” do you break?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:IS this a joke?

I never fill parking meters as my town doesn't enforce them and when they do the ticket is $20. I'll gladly pay $20 once a decade and just park and not worry.

I don't care that you are supposed to put your phone in airplane mode as soon as the doors close. Whatever.

I ignore all sorts of deadlines because people don't really care. If you send me an email that says "respond and do this thing I need by date X" I know you won't get me in trouble if I don't do it on time. Most deadlines aren't real and I have actual things to do first.

I wear white(ish) pants after Labor Day.

Can this thread be fun? I hope so...

What place still has parking meters that you fill with money?!

Harrisonburg, Virginia. I found that out the hard way.

Someone tell Cool Hand Luke!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Suggested speed signs

My friend's dad is an accident reconstructionist, an engineer. When it's not clear how a car accident happened or who is at fault, he goes and evaluates and literally goes to the accident site and figures it out, then testifies. I was chatting with him once at a party, and asked what he's learned as a driver from doing this for so many years. He said "speed limits are there for a reason. Five miles over won't kill you, but ten will." I've adhered to that ever since.

Speed limits are designed for the least capable vehicles and drivers on the road.

No, they are designed for people like you who overestimate their abilities.

No, they were designed for average drivers at a time when cars were much less safe than they are today - no seatbelts, unibody construction, crumple zones, etc. Most (not all) speed limits are nonsensically low.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get all the check ups we’re supposed to do. Don’t have time for so many doctor appointments.

+1000 its so excessive.

Yes. I lived in another country for a while and the dentist there was like “why are you here?” when I scheduled a checkup and cleaning appointment after 6 months.

[Anonymous]

I half a$$ it when it comes to recycling. I don’t rinse anything and if the recycling is full I toss it in the trash.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you mean "what rules do you make up and post on the Internet?"

DP / 😀 yes what rules do you make up and post online?

Here are some of my fave such “rules”

Smile and say hello to at least three strangers each day

Don’t sweat the small stuff

Do something fun with your spouse, children and/ or friends each week

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't do PC.

Eff all that. It is just performative-theater and fake virtue signaling

There's not such thing as PC. And people haven't used that dumb term in twenty years,

False. You're a lib so you don't know we're all using "PC" and anti-woke/dei language behind your back. I just used PC the other day. It's how we talk. For example, we could talk about Claudine Gay's REAL attributes that would have qualified her for the Harvard Presidency but - wink wink - that's not PC. And everyone else winks winks. But we all know. And all of this virtue signaling and performative theater stuff is juvenile

[Anonymous]

I don't do any deliberate exercise. I clean my house, walk my dog, have sex, etc. but I don't exercise and haven't since college 20 years ago. I'm genetically thin.

[Anonymous]

A rolling stop a 4 way stop is perfectly acceptable if there is no one else in sight.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I park in the pregnant/expecting mother parking spaces. IDGAF.

And no, I don't also park in handicap, vet parking, or police only spaces.

If I forget to take my reusable back into the store and I use one of their bags, I never pay for it. I always hit 0 bags and move on with life.

Same. 100% of the time. (I never bring in my own bags. Screw ‘em.)

[Anonymous]

I move my golf ball out of divots.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of "rules", I guess the thread about people being late for things was removed?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't do PC.

Eff all that. It is just performative-theater and fake virtue signaling

There's not such thing as PC. And people haven't used that dumb term in twenty years,

False. You're a lib so you don't know we're all using "PC" and anti-woke/dei language behind your back. I just used PC the other day. It's how we talk. For example, we could talk about Claudine Gay's REAL attributes that would have qualified her for the Harvard Presidency but - wink wink - that's not PC. And everyone else winks winks. But we all know. And all of this virtue signaling and performative theater stuff is juvenile

I'm not a "lib'", I'm just not out of touch.
"PC" was a term people used in the 90s.
Do you also do that "Oh you're so funny....NOT" thing? Because that's about thirty years old too.

[Anonymous]

Do you mean other than the drug ring I run from an unassuming Potomac home?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:IS this a joke?

I never fill parking meters as my town doesn't enforce them and when they do the ticket is $20. I'll gladly pay $20 once a decade and just park and not worry.

I don't care that you are supposed to put your phone in airplane mode as soon as the doors close. Whatever.

I ignore all sorts of deadlines because people don't really care. If you send me an email that says "respond and do this thing I need by date X" I know you won't get me in trouble if I don't do it on time. Most deadlines aren't real and I have actual things to do first.

I wear white(ish) pants after Labor Day.

Can this thread be fun? I hope so...

What place still has parking meters that you fill with money?!

Harrisonburg, Virginia. I found that out the hard way.

Someone tell Cool Hand Luke!

LOL just lop the parking meter heads right off! Great movie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I half a$$ it when it comes to recycling. I don’t rinse anything and if the recycling is full I toss it in the trash.

We have been known to put our recycling in trash bags.