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I don’t toss food just because it’s past its expiration date. I go by the sniff and sight test. Never had stomach issues from food eaten at home.
I use my phone on the plane until the cell service cuts off. I wear underwear until it falls apart. |
Speed limits are designed for the least capable vehicles and drivers on the road. |
No, they are designed for people like you who overestimate their abilities. |
OK: “woke.” I don’t do “woke.” Feel better now? |
Me either. And I DGAF what your pronouns are. |
This is me. If those dates meant anything we'd all be dead. |
Good Lord. |
They are also there to protect pedestrians. Just because you survive, doesn't mean the person you hit will. |
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I have a handicap placard that's intended for when I drive my mom around.
Don't use it often, but it does come out at stadiums, concerts, amusements parks, etc. It's amazing. I don't feel TOO bad, bc those places usually have ample handicap parking and I've never seen it full (even when leaving a busy amusement park mid-day; still spots available). But I know I'm rationalizing. It's wrong. |
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I wear white after labor day.
I don't care if my children go to the best colleges in the nation. I love and use too many paper towels. |
| I split infinitives |
Not if action occurs multiple days a week! |
I also am a paper towel abuser, since I can remember. In the 80s our cousin's family would visit and flip out about the extravagance. They were concerned with the cost (not trees/waste) because wasting money was the ultimate sin, more than murder and it needed to be called out and shamed. I think they're right but I've always hated people like that who have no qualms in calling others out for minor things while they have the most messed up lives and poor choices. Anyway, I can't stand using a rag on counters, especially if it hangs out near the sink. |
Definitely. Much better to live in blissful ignorance and then be diagnosed with stage 4 cancer than do a simple skin check or mammogram and catch it at stage 1.
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| I park in the curbside pickup spots at the grocery store or Target when I'm shopping in store (they have way more than they need). |