Best and Worst Fruit Names?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Idk, Lemons are defective cars/appliance. They even have lemon laws in a lot of places. Why would you name your kid that? It's like naming your kid "reject".

It’s okay because it’s just a nickname. His full name is Lemonjello.



J/k, I’m not OP

[Anonymous]

At least if you name your kid Coconut, she can go by Coco.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Inspired by a friend of DS with the name Lemon. Which fruits, if any, are good names?

Here's my thoughts:
Acceptable, but not to my tastes: Lemon, Apple
WTF: Most fruits
Genuinely CPS-worthy: Melon, Cherry, Boysenberry, Buddha's Hand, Starfruit, Ugli Fruit
So Insane I Can't Even Criticize: Rambutan

Well now, melon, Cherry and Starfruit would very good names for a stripper or.porn star!
Buddha's Hand would be appropriate for a massage parlor with happy endings!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Idk, Lemons are defective cars/appliance. They even have lemon laws in a lot of places. Why would you name your kid that? It's like naming your kid "reject".

It’s okay because it’s just a nickname. His full name is Lemonjello.



J/k, I’m not OP

Personally, I would use the Italian spelling,
Limoncello.

[Anonymous]

I knew a Peach growing up.

I think Banana would actually be the worst. Not even exotic sounding. Just pure WTF with vague connotations of idiocy.

[Anonymous]

Wasn’t there a Lemon on one of those WB esque TV shows? A NYC doctor moved to a town in the South?

[Anonymous]

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