Best and Worst Fruit Names?

[Anonymous]

I don't think that there are any that are "best" but ones that I could get used to:

Clementine
Cherry
Star

Maybes:
Lemon
Apple
Peach

[Anonymous]

Best - Yuzu

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Inspired by a friend of DS with the name Lemon. Which fruits, if any, are good names?

Here's my thoughts:
Acceptable, but not to my tastes: Lemon, Apple
WTF: Most fruits
Genuinely CPS-worthy: Melon, Cherry, Boysenberry, Buddha's Hand, Starfruit, Ugli Fruit
So Insane I Can't Even Criticize: Rambutan

I actually think Rambutan sounds cool.

You think that's crazier than Ugli Fruit?!

I wouldn't be surprised to meet a Pumpkin. Better than Lemon. Fig is kinda cute. Persimmon sort of has Clementine vibes.

[Anonymous]

Clementine, though I immediately start singing the song in my head. . .

I remember when Gwyneth Paltrow had Apple and I thought it was a dumb name. Still don't like it.

Acceptable: Plum, Cherry, Quince, Persimmon

[Anonymous]

I am reading through this and keep waiting for someone to call Troll. Seriously, there is a kid out there named Lemon? Though I guess that is less weird than GP naming her kid Apple. smh

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I actually think Rambutan sounds cool.

You think that's crazier than Ugli Fruit?!

I like the sound of Rambutan, hence crazy enough to work. Ugli Fruit is just plain... Ugli.

[Anonymous]

Bad:
- Banana
- Watermelon
- Finger Lime
- Grapefruit
- Breadfruit
- Paw Paw
- Soursop

Bearable:
- Olive
- Peach
- Apple
- Clementine
- Quince
- maybe Jujube
- maybe Fig

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I actually think Rambutan sounds cool.

You think that's crazier than Ugli Fruit?!

I like the sound of Rambutan, hence crazy enough to work. Ugli Fruit is just plain... Ugli.

Okay, I'm the This Must Be A Troll post person, and I can kind of see Rambutan. NN Ram or Tan.

[Anonymous]

I knew a kid named Mango.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Bearable:
- Olive
- Peach
- Apple
- Clementine
- Quince
- maybe Jujube
- maybe Fig

[Anonymous]

Pamplemousse!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I knew a kid named Mango.

I've met numerous dogs named Mango

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I actually think Rambutan sounds cool.

You think that's crazier than Ugli Fruit?!

I like the sound of Rambutan, hence crazy enough to work. Ugli Fruit is just plain... Ugli.

Okay, I'm the This Must Be A Troll post person, and I can kind of see Rambutan. NN Ram or Tan.

I'm the OP who jokingly suggested Rambutan and I find both of these NNs kind of silly because they're words, and way more recognizable than rambutan at that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Bearable:
- Olive
- Peach
- Apple
- Clementine
- Quince
- maybe Jujube
- maybe Fig

Yes, I had forgotten!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I knew a kid named Mango.

I've met numerous dogs named Mango

LOLYEA IDK about Mango even though it's my fav fruit