Best and Worst Fruit Names?

[Anonymous]

Idk, Lemons are defective cars/appliance. They even have lemon laws in a lot of places. Why would you name your kid that? It's like naming your kid "reject".

[Anonymous]

Anyone is free to dislike any names they choose, of course, but Peach isn't without demonstrated use.

Peaches Geldof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_Geldof

Peach Carr, of Project Runway: https://www.peachcarrdesigns.com/

[Anonymous]

"Yew" is already a Chinese name ("Yu"). Not a great one, in English, but it's sort of workable.

"Lulo" is pretty good, by fruit standards.

"Strawberry", "Huckleberry", and most of the rest of the Berry names seem totally fine, but I don't know why. Early exposure to the Strawberry Shortcake character?

[Anonymous]

Persimmon is going to be the next hot name. Save this thread and check back in 2027.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't think that there are any that are "best" but ones that I could get used to:

Clementine
Cherry
Star

Maybes:
Lemon
Apple
Peach

Peaches - the plural sounds better. Apple is just stupid. Lemone maybe with a hard O.

My RA in college in the late 80’s was named Peaches! I remember thinking what a cool name it was when I first met her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Marionberry is the best

Ooh, Mario for short! Che bello!

Or like, Marion Berry.

[Anonymous]

Coco
Goji
Quince
Longan
Are all acceptable

[Anonymous]

Dragon !

[Anonymous]

Really you know a person named Lemon? That seems cruel.

Remember Mango the male stripper from SNL? Chris Katan character.

I have a cat named Berry. I told a friend and she told me her dad’s nickname is the sane, his full name is Beresford.

Plum and Clementine are cute.

[Anonymous]

Olive and Caper are twins. They came with their mom from a Mediterranean island.

[Anonymous]

Yes: Key Lime, Apricot, Pinot

Maybe: Bing (too soon?), Honeydew

No: Strawberry, Cantaloupe



FWIW my favorite fruit is cherry

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Marionberry is the best

Ooh, Mario for short! Che bello!

No! Are you from here? Can’t be. Late Marion Berry the late former mayor of DC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Olive and Caper are twins. They came with their mom from a Mediterranean island.

The island is Sicily and their mother is Persephone

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I knew a kid named Mango.

I had an orange Manx cat named Mango!

This thread is hilarious!

[Anonymous]

Yeah no. Agree with other posters who think Lemon is bad. Lemon is cruel. Your kid is a lemon/defect?! Even Apple, ridiculous name as it is, is better.