Best and Worst Fruit Names?

[Anonymous]

Worst:
Mangosteen
Lychee
Loquat
Jackfruit
Hog plum
Banana
Soursop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Worst:
Mangosteen
Lychee
Loquat
Jackfruit
Hog plum
Banana
Soursop

Not sure I hate Lychee

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Worst:
Mangosteen
Lychee
Loquat
Jackfruit
Hog plum
Banana
Soursop

Not sure I hate Lychee

Pronounced "Leechy?" I dunno...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I could go for Kiwi
Maybe even Pear
Hard no to Cantaloupe

Pear??? I feel like it's opening up your kid for mean jokes about their body shape...

I had a friend in college named Per -- it's Scandanavian -- so "Pear" actually sounds sorta normal to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't think that there are any that are "best" but ones that I could get used to:

Clementine
Cherry
Star

Maybes:
Lemon
Apple
Peach

Peaches - the plural sounds better. Apple is just stupid. Lemone maybe with a hard O.

[Anonymous]

Banana

[Anonymous]

There’s an author named Banana Yoshimoto but she changed her first name to Banana from something else.

[Anonymous]

Fig - nope

Persimmon might be okay.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Inspired by a friend of DS with the name Lemon. Which fruits, if any, are good names?

Here's my thoughts:
Acceptable, but not to my tastes: Lemon, Apple
WTF: Most fruits
Genuinely CPS-worthy: Melon, Cherry, Boysenberry, Buddha's Hand, Starfruit, Ugli Fruit
So Insane I Can't Even Criticize: Rambutan

Does the name Lemon not have the connotation of a dud? As in you bought a car that turned out to be a lemon? Seems like bad karma to give a kid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fig - nope

Persimmon might be okay.

It's a maybe for me because of a fondness for Fig Faeth of Dimension 20.

[Anonymous]

PS: I also knew a girl named Francine at university who went by Fig, but just as a nickname. She was great. Might be why I liked the character name, actually.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am reading through this and keep waiting for someone to call Troll. Seriously, there is a kid out there named Lemon? Though I guess that is less weird than GP naming her kid Apple. smh

+1 It is funny to show the power of suggestion - the next several posters saying "well, Lemon is in the okay column with Apple. . . "

No, it isn't. Lemon is not even a good name for a pet, let alone a human child.

[Anonymous]

I worked with a woman named Peachy and she was a delight but I'm 99.97% sure that that was a nickname.

Fruit nicknames > fruit given names.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PS: I also knew a girl named Francine at university who went by Fig, but just as a nickname. She was great. Might be why I liked the character name, actually.

That's cute! I like nicknames like that. I wouldn't name a child Fig, though.

Olive, Cerise, and Clementine are legit names, I like them both (yes an olive is a fruit).

I think Cherry and Plum are okay, could work for the right family. Agree Plum just sounds British and if you aren't British, it will sound very try hard. Huckleberry for a boy could work (again, for the right family) because of the literary reference. When book/movie characters legitimize names, it helps.

Similar thing might happen with Apple because of GOOP's kid, especially if she starts acting or modeling. Maybe less so if she just becomes an influencer, which is more likely.

Pepper could work (Pepper Potts, speaking of GOOP) but I tend to think it should be a nickname only.

Persimmon could work if you wanted a Percy and didn't want to do Percival. I don't like it but I wouldn't laugh at you.

Names I'd legitimately laugh at: Lemon, Banana, Peach, Pear, Orange, Star Fruit, Boysenberry, Blackberry, Mango, Lychee, etc. etc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pamplemousse!