Where is Melania?

Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:Good news! She was spotted with Mr. Trump over the weekend. All is well in Trumpworld.



That’s not her.


That's why it was funny!


It's not funny.


Sure it is.
Anonymous
OnlyFans? Country club? Where do prostitutes usually go to find their next mark, when their sugar daddy is about to be carted off to jail?
Anonymous
Where is she? According to this recent article, she's at Mar-a-Lago spending time with her parents and son (and occasionally her husband), enjoying spa days, getting her hair done, meeting with her stylist, keeping up with the news by reading the Daily Mail, helping Barron with his college search, and hawking NFTs.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/07/26/melania-trumps-small-life-spa-days-hawking-nfts-mystery-charity/
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Anonymous wrote:Where is she? According to this recent article, she's at Mar-a-Lago spending time with her parents and son (and occasionally her husband), enjoying spa days, getting her hair done, meeting with her stylist, keeping up with the news by reading the Daily Mail, helping Barron with his college search, and hawking NFTs.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/07/26/melania-trumps-small-life-spa-days-hawking-nfts-mystery-charity/

And gardening
Anonymous
Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.
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Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


Bit flat attempt at humor. I find the Turnip sideshow as amusing as anyone but for all his embellishments, which shouldn't surprise anyone who's watched DT since the 1980s, the family is still extremely wealthy one way or another.

If Melania makes it back to the WH next year I have no idea what she'd do but I'm pretty sure she'd be counting every day till the end of the second term when she can retreat back to the privacy she's always preferred.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


I love you.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


I love you.


X100. Had me laughing out loud in bed.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


Bit flat attempt at humor. I find the Turnip sideshow as amusing as anyone but for all his embellishments, which shouldn't surprise anyone who's watched DT since the 1980s, the family is still extremely wealthy one way or another.

If Melania makes it back to the WH next year I have no idea what she'd do but I'm pretty sure she'd be counting every day till the end of the second term when she can retreat back to the privacy she's always preferred.

Not for long.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


Bit flat attempt at humor. I find the Turnip sideshow as amusing as anyone but for all his embellishments, which shouldn't surprise anyone who's watched DT since the 1980s, the family is still extremely wealthy one way or another.

If Melania makes it back to the WH next year I have no idea what she'd do but I'm pretty sure she'd be counting every day till the end of the second term when she can retreat back to the privacy she's always preferred.

Not for long.


Agree with this. I don’t think there was ever billions anyway. I also don’t believe the statements about how much money Trump is raising from his T-shirt sales and whatnot.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. How you theenk I feels now theese tiny-handed load of sheet (weeth fat ass like wooman) hass bee caught for heese years of bullsheet lying about how much money he haff? He cry and whine at night like fat baby in adult diaper "They send me preezon!" I must leaf soon. Please to spread work among western beenzeniss mans that top Paid Glamour Companion seeks new positions.


Bit flat attempt at humor. I find the Turnip sideshow as amusing as anyone but for all his embellishments, which shouldn't surprise anyone who's watched DT since the 1980s, the family is still extremely wealthy one way or another.

If Melania makes it back to the WH next year I have no idea what she'd do but I'm pretty sure she'd be counting every day till the end of the second term when she can retreat back to the privacy she's always preferred.



Two errors. 1. It was a funny post, and 2. Their "wealth" is built in a house of cards and it will all come tumbling down.
Anonymous
She didn’t really do much as FLOTUS anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t even bother coming to DC in the nightmare scenario that the traitor somehow pulls out a win next year
Anonymous
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