Where is Melania?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait, people actually would care what her book has to say?

Is Mel going to plagiarize Michelle Obama again?

[Anonymous]

The book stuff is just a scam. They sell crates of them to donors as a way to evade he limits on donations. Everyone at CPAC will get a free copy in their goody bag and probably the NRA convention too.

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Anonymous wrote:This whole thing must be a nightmare for her. I don't think she ever wanted to be married to POTUS. She thought she was signing up for one thing and got something very different.

I imagine her priority is the safety and security of herself and her child.

When you marry for money you earn every penny.

My mom used to look at couples like that and say, “but the night always comes.”

So yeah, they pay dearly, both physically and in terms of self esteem. (Both she and the spouse know she is Bought and paid for…or do the men kid themselves that they are some stud, who landed, rather than paid for her?)

Oh I think they both know the score but I don't think you're right about the power balance in the relationship. First, they keep separate bedrooms and living quarters, and always had. Second, I think both are quite clear eyed about the unspoken contract in the marriage (and I do think that when they married he wasn't ugly or fat). And I think that Trump knows marital woes will not reflect well on him.

When they married:

Married three years here.

Kepitileast peeg, why you post peexture of me with theese bloated piece of sheet weeth healarious comb-over?
How you like eef I post peexture of you weeth tiny-handed load like theese?
At time I was blank-faced commie ho-bag on thee make. Theese Donald tell me haff moneys.
Later I find he total bullshitter who ease in hock up to eyeball.
Fock dee keeds and fock Chreezemas.
Think you and goodbyes.
You capture the spirit of Melanoma so well!!

[Anonymous]

OP is not the only one asking

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Anonymous wrote:OP is not the only one asking

Probably busy painting her nails.

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No one should feel bad for Melania, she’s complicit and horrible. She gave lots of interviews being a birther. Disgusting.

[Anonymous]

With her boyfriend.

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Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. Why you so eentrest een where I ams? I veal tell where you I ams *not* and that is eeny where near theese fat piece of orange sheet (who has fat ass, like woman.) He lie awake at night crying end screaming saying “Weal I end up een the preezon where they vill make a back door delivery on me?” I cannot stend the sobbing and wailing so I leaf. Now I seek a return to my old career as paid glamor companion for beezniss mans of world. Weesh luck!

[Anonymous]

When Jeff Davis was imprisoned at Fort Monroe, his wife Varina lived with him in a 4-room apartment. I’m in favor of that serving as a precedent for Trump and Melania.

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Anonymous wrote:When Jeff Davis was imprisoned at Fort Monroe, his wife Varina lived with him in a 4-room apartment. I’m in favor of that serving as a precedent for Trump and Melania.

Varina sounds like a name for Trump’s would be fourth wife. Maybe from Belarus.

[Anonymous]

Good news! She was spotted with Mr. Trump over the weekend. All is well in Trumpworld.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mind own beezeniss, kepitileast peeg. Why you so eentrest een where I ams? I veal tell where you I ams *not* and that is eeny where near theese fat piece of orange sheet (who has fat ass, like woman.) He lie awake at night crying end screaming saying “Weal I end up een the preezon where they vill make a back door delivery on me?” I cannot stend the sobbing and wailing so I leaf. Now I seek a return to my old career as paid glamor companion for beezniss mans of world. Weesh luck!

Oh Good Lord, that right there is funny!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good news! She was spotted with Mr. Trump over the weekend. All is well in Trumpworld.

That’s not her.

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Anonymous wrote:Good news! She was spotted with Mr. Trump over the weekend. All is well in Trumpworld.

That’s not her.

That's why it was funny!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Good news! She was spotted with Mr. Trump over the weekend. All is well in Trumpworld.

That’s not her.

That's why it was funny!

It's not funny.