"I/We will never be that couple" - things that annoy you about other couples

[Anonymous]

There's a couple at my gym that seems to absolutely need to work out next to each other in group classes. Working out together? I get. But crowding space and inconveniencing others so you can lift weights or do yoga side by side? We will never be that couple. Ever.

What are things that annoy the crap out of you, about other couples?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Calling each other "Babe" nonstop. The kind of people who do this seem like they are chewing gum, even when they aren't chewing gum.

[Anonymous]

PDA couples. It could be a coffee house and she's sitting in his lap.

[Anonymous]

Arguing in front of others. Even my XH and I never did that.

Matching outfits.

Regularly watching two separate tv shows in different rooms.

[Anonymous]

Couples that talk about their problems. Especially their sexual problems.

Yea thanks but I just don't want to know.

[Anonymous]

PDA- It's not a sign of love, it's a sign of insecurity.

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"We hate that restaurant" or "We love that movie" or some variation thereof indicating that both parties have to like the same things.

I mentioned to a friend recently that we were going to a baseball game. "Oh, I didn't know you guys liked baseball!" Ummm..."we" don't. I'm just along for the beer and hot dogs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PDA- It's not a sign of love, it's a sign of insecurity.

Or it really is just two people expressing affection for one another.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Calling each other "Babe" nonstop. The kind of people who do this seem like they are chewing gum, even when they aren't chewing gum.

Ah, you beat me to it. A good friend, who is otherwise a lovely person, does this with her husband. Every single sentence ends in "Babe." Every. single. sentence. Last time we were over there, I thought it would make a great drinking game.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PDA- It's not a sign of love, it's a sign of insecurity.

Or it really is just two people expressing affection for one another.

Nope. It's people MAKING SURE that other people witness their affection for each other. Not the same thing.

[Anonymous]

Couples that look like they actually LIKE each other. I am so jealous .

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Making serious Facebook posts professing their love for each other or having Facebook conversations with each other.

[Anonymous]

People who kiss on the metro during morning rush hour. It's too early for that crap. A quick peck seems acceptable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PDA- It's not a sign of love, it's a sign of insecurity.

Or it really is just two people expressing affection for one another.

Nope. It's people MAKING SURE that other people witness their affection for each other. Not the same thing.

So when I kiss my husband or we hold hands or he gives me a hug from behind we are doing that for other people not for each other?

Huh. The more you know.