The Kane Show (Part 4)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Is she somehow trying to use Jimmy as a metaphor for Kane? If so, she did a terrible job.

What?? No. She doesn't get metaphors, much less write them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Is she somehow trying to use Jimmy as a metaphor for Kane? If so, she did a terrible job.

What?? No. She doesn't get metaphors, much less write them.

Definitely not a metaphor. Way over her head. If she was going to talk about Kane she would just say Kane. Whatever gets her more comments and attention.

[Anonymous]

I'd like to start a poll. What do you think the color of the ugly scarf of the day will be tomorrow?

-Red
-Green
-Grey
-A repeat of a previously worn ugly color
-No scarf because she'll read this

[Anonymous]

Considering the number of selfies she took in Paris, I'm surprised to hear her say she hated it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Is she somehow trying to use Jimmy as a metaphor for Kane? If so, she did a terrible job.

What?? No. She doesn't get metaphors, much less write them.

Definitely not a metaphor. Way over her head. If she was going to talk about Kane she would just say Kane. Whatever gets her more comments and attention.

Well, but she can't really just say Kane. That's why she hasn't thus far. She can say all she wants how she's "not going to stay silent, needs to set an example for her girls", but at the end of the day she knows she can't say jack shit. I guarantee you there is most likely a lot more at stake for breaking an NDA than just not getting her severance. I would bet a company like iHeart and someone like Kane would pursue legal action for her doing so.

[Anonymous]

Here are the comments she received after posting her demon snippet post. Apparently it was humor, whatever. She still can't take negative feed back. And I seriously don't believe she asked the child's mother if he was special needs!

Danni Starr To think I actually think jimmy is possessed means you don't get my humor lol. He was a bad ass kid who needed some serious discipline
Like · Reply · 1 · 28 mins

Allison Williams I don't understand. How old was Jimmy? Did he have special needs?
Like · Reply · 1 · 2 hrs

Jairo Contreras Thats why its a snippet , buy the book when it comes out you will get more answers
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Allison Williams It sounds like Jimmy might have had some psychological issues. I hope the terms demon, evil, and a "creepy ass" aren't being used to describe an emotionally disturbed child. That seems to feed the stigma associated with mental illness. I'm not defending the mother..it just makes me sad to see a child described with those words.
Like · Reply · 9 · 1 hr

Jonathan Wagner More often than not, there's this thing called bad parenting. Not everything has to be an illness or disorder
Like · Reply · 7 · 1 hr

Allison Williams So because this child has bad parenting, he deserves to be called those names?
Like · Reply · 1 · 1 hr

Megan Hutchins Allison Williams agreed.
Like · Reply · 1 · 1 hr

Luci Gutierrez that is so rude. how old are we that we are calling children names? do you know if jimmy had autistim? if he was being abused at home? Going through a traumatic divorce that is causing him to act out and behave raggedy. hes a child. just because he was tormenting children on a playground does not mean he is skinning cats on the weekends
Like · Reply · 3 · 1 hr

Megan Hutchins Not to mention, calling anyone's kids a demon is rude. If someone called my kids demons? Hell no.
Like · Reply · 3 · 1 hr

Niki Moenius Seriously people, stop being so sensitive. It's a book. If you don't want to read it, don't. She can say whatever she wants, it's HER book.
Like · Reply · 2 · 52 mins

Jana Roberts Either way it is bad parenting. If little Jimmy has any of those problems (excuses) you listed his mother is still responsible for monitoring his behavior. Other children should not suffer at the hands of Jimmy when his mommy is not being responsible. Maybe Jimmy shouldn't be allowed at the playground till he learns how to act appropriately. Stop making excuses for bad behavior.
Like · Reply · 1 · 39 mins

Allison Williams Again, if bad parenting is the issue, does that somehow make it okay to call a CHILD evil, demon, and creepy ass? I'm curious as to how you'd respond if Danni posted that another parent called one of her girls an evil demon?
Like · Reply · 1 · 31 mins

Danni Starr To be clear I call my own kids demons when they are acting out. It's really not that serious laugh about it I didn't call him a demon in real life I'm retelling a story and this kid by the way spit in my daughters face. Also he was not special needs some kids are actually assholes relax hopefully he grows out of it
Like · Reply · 2 · 20 mins

Jonathan Wagner She gets it^ grin emoticon
Like · Reply · 1 · 19 mins

Megan Hutchins Danni Starr how do you know he wasn't special needs?
Like · Reply · 11 mins

Danni Starr Megan Hutchins I asked. It's a snippet.

[Anonymous]

"To think I actually think jimmy is possessed means you don't get my humor lol. He was a bad ass kid who needed some serious discipline"

No, it means you didn't write this "story" in a humorous tone. You wrote it in a judgmental, negative tone.

[Anonymous]

In regards to dannis most recent reply about the demon comment: there is no way this woman walked up to another mother on the playground and asked if her child has special needs. She's audacious, but that would really be crossing the line, even for her.

[Anonymous]

Did anyone consider Danni may have a mental illness of some sort and that's why she's acting out?

[Anonymous]

Oh! My! Gosh!!!!! How annoying and just plain BORING are these 'snippets'???? You go to Paris/London and this is the brain power and inspiration you pulled out??!!! I'd love to get a meeting with the publisher that picks up this book option. I have a whole book of Funny Shit I Say After Too Much Frosted Flakes. It will be a real knee-slapper. Cause it's comedy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"To think I actually think jimmy is possessed means you don't get my humor lol. He was a bad ass kid who needed some serious discipline"

No, it means you didn't write this "story" in a humorous tone. You wrote it in a judgmental, negative tone.

She seems to be trying to mimic the Scary Mommy writer. The difference is Scary Mommy is humorous and successful

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh! My! Gosh!!!!! How annoying and just plain BORING are these 'snippets'???? You go to Paris/London and this is the brain power and inspiration you pulled out??!!! I'd love to get a meeting with the publisher that picks up this book option. I have a whole book of Funny Shit I Say After Too Much Frosted Flakes. It will be a real knee-slapper. Cause it's comedy.

+1000

[Anonymous]

Wow. First of all, I don't believe that Danni asked little Jimmy's mom if he was special needs. She claims that now because people are calling her out for calling him a demon. If there was a kid that spit on her daughter at the playground, I'm sure we would have heard about that on the radio. It's not the type of thing she would decide to NOT talk about for hours and hours about the injustice of it all. So I'm not buying that either. Plus her writing is terrible. I may not pay too much attention to grammar and spelling on social media or an anonymous blog post...but if I was writing a book, I could at least correctly use quotes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Is she somehow trying to use Jimmy as a metaphor for Kane? If so, she did a terrible job.

What?? No. She doesn't get metaphors, much less write them.

Definitely not a metaphor. Way over her head. If she was going to talk about Kane she would just say Kane. Whatever gets her more comments and attention.

Well, but she can't really just say Kane. That's why she hasn't thus far. She can say all she wants how she's "not going to stay silent, needs to set an example for her girls", but at the end of the day she knows she can't say jack shit. I guarantee you there is most likely a lot more at stake for breaking an NDA than just not getting her severance. I would bet a company like iHeart and someone like Kane would pursue legal action for her doing so.

True, however if you remember back to the comment someone left her about a mama bear/papa bear story she makes it VERY obvious she is talking about Kane without actually saying his name. It was discussed in part 3, I believe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did anyone consider Danni may have a mental illness of some sort and that's why she's acting out?

This made me laugh out loud.