The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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The pants are too short and I hate plaid, but I can’t quibble with the outfit.

At first I thought you were dissing the little girl in plaid! I LOVE Melania's plaid pumps. Those are a total win and don't overwhelm the outfit. Just wish they weren't stiletto so I could buy em too.

This whole lot of women makes me puke and this one is no victim, she is extremely complicit.

That said, this outfit 100% works, I don't think the pants are too short and the plaid pumps are the perfect way to "holiday" this in an unexpected way.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

Very robotic debate performance. Stiff, glitchy, super botox-y, and not very smart. (Also, yeah--the hair is way too long. This isn't a Whitesnake video.)

I disagree that it should be above the shoulder, I think if she cut her hair to where that first layer falls then it would be absolutely gorgeous, it would be long but not "LA extensions" long. She needed a better product for this, it was probably dry/hot under lights.

[Anonymous]

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The pants are too short and I hate plaid, but I can’t quibble with the outfit.

At first I thought you were dissing the little girl in plaid! I LOVE Melania's plaid pumps. Those are a total win and don't overwhelm the outfit. Just wish they weren't stiletto so I could buy em too.

This whole lot of women makes me puke and this one is no victim, she is extremely complicit.

That said, this outfit 100% works, I don't think the pants are too short and the plaid pumps are the perfect way to "holiday" this in an unexpected way.

Are those summer-weight pants with a winter jacket and turtleneck?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:THERE IS NO FAKE MELANIA

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, PP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:THERE IS NO FAKE MELANIA

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, PP.

You really want to argue that these people of the taped ties, nipple highlighting dresses, clothes generally chosen as if by someone new to earth people are above having a dupe? Okay.

[Anonymous]

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The pants are too short and I hate plaid, but I can’t quibble with the outfit.

At first I thought you were dissing the little girl in plaid! I LOVE Melania's plaid pumps. Those are a total win and don't overwhelm the outfit. Just wish they weren't stiletto so I could buy em too.

This whole lot of women makes me puke and this one is no victim, she is extremely complicit.

That said, this outfit 100% works, I don't think the pants are too short and the plaid pumps are the perfect way to "holiday" this in an unexpected way.

I disagree. I think the pants look like some cropped summer chinos, and don't work with the coat and shoes. They look like they need a sneaker or a loafer or something. And for it to be 90 degrees out.

I think the preppy nautical blazer and turtleneck are fine - the shoes are a little weird to wear for an event with kids but, whatevs. A pair of light cords would be fine with the rest of it, so long as they came down a couple more inches.

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Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


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Is that fake Melanie?

Has to be - look how she's smiling. Real Melanie never smiles that much when she's so close to Stupid Hitler.

Fake Melania always wears big sunglasses and has a huge forehead.

Let’s leave the anonymous Secret Service agent alone. She’s literally doing her job, no matter how repellant it may be.

I completely agree with you but I'm curious. How does Fake Mel we a bullet proof vest under these tight clothes and still look hot?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

It actually reminds me of my COVID-hair -- it's way too long but I'm not comfortable going to the salon right now. I was really tempted just to take the scissors I used on the kids and start hacking it off at the collarbone.

I did it. Watch You Tube videos first. Mine doesn't look terrible...

[Anonymous]

The Trump women have a lot of trouble with pants. And nipples. And prints. And colors.

Ok but back to the pants thing- I am in that weird limbo between misses and petite where pants that fit off the rack are a unicorn but I think if I had the unlimited budget that Mel and Ivanka do I would do a better job with my pants. They’re too long, too short. The short pants are particularly grating at this point. It’s December! Wear regular pants!!!

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

Very robotic debate performance. Stiff, glitchy, super botox-y, and not very smart. (Also, yeah--the hair is way too long. This isn't a Whitesnake video.)

I disagree that it should be above the shoulder, I think if she cut her hair to where that first layer falls then it would be absolutely gorgeous, it would be long but not "LA extensions" long. She needed a better product for this, it was probably dry/hot under lights.

Agree. That first layer is more than enough length. Beyond that it's obviously LA extension territory and laughable.

[Anonymous]

So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

[Anonymous]

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So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I think Old Abe is trying to tell this creepy family something with that perfectly placed sign

[Anonymous]

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So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I think Old Abe is trying to tell this creepy family something with that perfectly placed sign

And where are their goddamn masks. Only one in sight on one of the kids?

[Anonymous]

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So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

Oh weird her most recent plastic surgery has transformed her into my best friend from high school. (Hi K!)

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So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I think Old Abe is trying to tell this creepy family something with that perfectly placed sign

Also with the shadows it looks like he's kicking Jared in the head