The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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THERE IS NO FAKE MELANIA

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The pants are too short and I hate plaid, but I can’t quibble with the outfit.

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Anonymous wrote:THERE IS NO FAKE MELANIA

Yeah there is.

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Anonymous wrote:THERE IS NO FAKE MELANIA

Yeah there is.

PP, I think that's just Melania's staff posting.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

Very robotic debate performance. Stiff, glitchy, super botox-y, and not very smart. (Also, yeah--the hair is way too long. This isn't a Whitesnake video.)

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Anonymous wrote:THERE IS NO FAKE MELANIA

Yeah there is.

PP, I think that's just Melania's staff posting.

No, that is Donald posting. He loves his CAP letters.

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she always looks happier with kids and I feel a little bad that she only had one. Every eastern European woman I know wants a big family.

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she always looks happier with kids and I feel a little bad that she only had one. Every eastern European woman I know wants a big family.

Where is this? It looks like a big bus behind her with a floor that looks like a warehouse.

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Looks like the Marine's Toys for Tots program -- typically set up in a big warehouse.

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she always looks happier with kids and I feel a little bad that she only had one. Every eastern European woman I know wants a big family.

I don't feel bad, she made her choice.

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The pants are too short and I hate plaid, but I can’t quibble with the outfit.

At first I thought you were dissing the little girl in plaid! I LOVE Melania's plaid pumps. Those are a total win and don't overwhelm the outfit. Just wish they weren't stiletto so I could buy em too.

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And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!


Wait, are you saying that she's not living at the White House right now?

Not PP but yes, that’s what PP is saying. It’s been clear for a while, most obvious when Trump went on the mystery emergency trip to Walter Reed and she wasn’t there.

Wait, WHAT?! Does anyone have any more info about this?!

Where have you been, PP?!?

I wondier if fake Melania got to keep Red Leather Coat #1? Or maybe they've already started auctioning off the coat collection for Melania to squirrel money away in a Slovenian bank account? Or does she just have so many coats that she forgot she already owned a calf-length red leather coat? I do actually really like this outfit, even if it is pretty Disney villian-esque (or maybe because of it -- couldn't you just see the Evil Queen character in Once wearing this?) It's over-the-top but chic.

To PP, I don't think anyone has solid proof that she lives mostly in Potomac, but her son certainly goes to school there, and no one has seen the motorcade bringing her or him back and forth to the white house. And we know she hates the white house. People have reported seeing her parents around in Potomac. I imagine them in one of those huge McMansions with the winding staircases and gold trim, because that seems like her taste, but who knows. Part of me hopes that they stay put in Potomac for another few years, and let the boy finish out High School.

I live down the street from St. Andrews (Barron's school) and I've seen the motorcade exactly one time. I completely believe he lives in Potomac. I've never seen her parents but my guess is that they don't spend their weekends at Target and Giant.

Remember what a big deal it was that he finished the school year in NYC? Wonder if it'll be a big deal this time around too or Melania will admit that was just a ploy while she renegotiated her pre nup and had the WH renovated with a glam room.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

Very robotic debate performance. Stiff, glitchy, super botox-y, and not very smart. (Also, yeah--the hair is way too long. This isn't a Whitesnake video.)

Her hair is absolutely ridiculous. She looks like an Afghan hound.

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Remember what a big deal it was that he finished the school year in NYC? Wonder if it'll be a big deal this time around too or Melania will admit that was just a ploy while she renegotiated her pre nup and had the WH renovated with a glam room.

Nope. Apparently he'll finish out the year in Florida.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

Very robotic debate performance. Stiff, glitchy, super botox-y, and not very smart. (Also, yeah--the hair is way too long. This isn't a Whitesnake video.)

Her hair is absolutely ridiculous. She looks like an Afghan hound.

After seeing Loeffler's yearbook photos on ancestry.com, I get her need for long, flowing hair. She spent high school rocking the short, overly-permed, classic 80's white girl 'fro, but now she can afford top-of-the-line extensions and let out her inner Rapunzel.