The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!


Wait, are you saying that she's not living at the White House right now?

Not PP but yes, that’s what PP is saying. It’s been clear for a while, most obvious when Trump went on the mystery emergency trip to Walter Reed and she wasn’t there.

Wait, WHAT?! Does anyone have any more info about this?!

Where have you been, PP?!?

I wondier if fake Melania got to keep Red Leather Coat #1? Or maybe they've already started auctioning off the coat collection for Melania to squirrel money away in a Slovenian bank account? Or does she just have so many coats that she forgot she already owned a calf-length red leather coat? I do actually really like this outfit, even if it is pretty Disney villian-esque (or maybe because of it -- couldn't you just see the Evil Queen character in Once wearing this?) It's over-the-top but chic.

To PP, I don't think anyone has solid proof that she lives mostly in Potomac, but her son certainly goes to school there, and no one has seen the motorcade bringing her or him back and forth to the white house. And we know she hates the white house. People have reported seeing her parents around in Potomac. I imagine them in one of those huge McMansions with the winding staircases and gold trim, because that seems like her taste, but who knows. Part of me hopes that they stay put in Potomac for another few years, and let the boy finish out High School.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

A real blouse would not have allowed her to show off her teeny tiny cross as effectively on camera. If she were smart she would have worn a dark colored blouse and it would have really showed. Talk about virtue signaling!!

Thank you to this thread for proving for about the 40,000th time that money cannot and will not buy taste.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!


Wait, are you saying that she's not living at the White House right now?

Not PP but yes, that’s what PP is saying. It’s been clear for a while, most obvious when Trump went on the mystery emergency trip to Walter Reed and she wasn’t there.

Wait, WHAT?! Does anyone have any more info about this?!

Where have you been, PP?!?

I wondier if fake Melania got to keep Red Leather Coat #1? Or maybe they've already started auctioning off the coat collection for Melania to squirrel money away in a Slovenian bank account? Or does she just have so many coats that she forgot she already owned a calf-length red leather coat? I do actually really like this outfit, even if it is pretty Disney villian-esque (or maybe because of it -- couldn't you just see the Evil Queen character in Once wearing this?) It's over-the-top but chic.

To PP, I don't think anyone has solid proof that she lives mostly in Potomac, but her son certainly goes to school there, and no one has seen the motorcade bringing her or him back and forth to the white house. And we know she hates the white house. People have reported seeing her parents around in Potomac. I imagine them in one of those huge McMansions with the winding staircases and gold trim, because that seems like her taste, but who knows. Part of me hopes that they stay put in Potomac for another few years, and let the boy finish out High School.

I live down the street from St. Andrews (Barron's school) and I've seen the motorcade exactly one time. I completely believe he lives in Potomac. I've never seen her parents but my guess is that they don't spend their weekends at Target and Giant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

A real blouse would not have allowed her to show off her teeny tiny cross as effectively on camera. If she were smart she would have worn a dark colored blouse and it would have really showed. Talk about virtue signaling!!

Thank you to this thread for proving for about the 40,000th time that money cannot and will not buy taste.

People, you gotta remember that she is Amurcan. Real, down to earth, hard-working, salt of the earth, just folks like her don’t wear blouses. They are T-shirt people. Real Americans, working people like her, wear T-shirts.

[Anonymous]

If they're holding hands it's fake Melania, especially if she's smiling

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

She looks like she belongs in an insane asylum.

Her hair isn’t lustrous and would look so much better in an above the shoulder bob.
Why does she tilt her head that way?
Why is she wearing a white t shirt and not a blouse?
She looks fake.

A real blouse would not have allowed her to show off her teeny tiny cross as effectively on camera. If she were smart she would have worn a dark colored blouse and it would have really showed. Talk about virtue signaling!!

Thank you to this thread for proving for about the 40,000th time that money cannot and will not buy taste.

People, you gotta remember that she is Amurcan. Real, down to earth, hard-working, salt of the earth, just folks like her don’t wear blouses. They are T-shirt people. Real Americans, working people like her, wear T-shirts.

😂😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Oh wow that looks like a bad wig. Is it? I’ve noticed more celebrities are abandoning extensions for wigs in recent years, is that what is going on here?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh wow that looks like a bad wig. Is it? I’ve noticed more celebrities are abandoning extensions for wigs in recent years, is that what is going on here?

I don't think it's a wig. She just has super long hair. A good friend of mine is late 30's with very long hair, but she's very petite and pulls it off. I don't know many women who keep long hair at Loeffler's age- it ages you as much as that short "mom cut" that so many women get.

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Who are these kids?

[Anonymous]

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Melanie be like: I thought it was a 3 hour tour, not a 4 year term.

[Anonymous]

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Melanie be like: I thought it was a 3 hour tour, not a 4 year term.

My only quibble with her outfit is that the pants are too cropped for how cold it is outside.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


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Is that fake Melanie?

Probably, she is slimmer, with a well defined waist.