The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!


Wait, are you saying that she's not living at the White House right now?

Not PP but yes, that’s what PP is saying. It’s been clear for a while, most obvious when Trump went on the mystery emergency trip to Walter Reed and she wasn’t there.

Wait, WHAT?! Does anyone have any more info about this?!

Where have you been, PP?!?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


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Is that fake Melanie?

Yes.

I just noticed that fake Melania stands more upright!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


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Is that fake Melanie?

Has to be - look how she's smiling. Real Melanie never smiles that much when she's so close to Stupid Hitler.

[Anonymous]

Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


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Is that fake Melanie?

Has to be - look how she's smiling. Real Melanie never smiles that much when she's so close to Stupid Hitler.

Fake Melania always wears big sunglasses and has a huge forehead.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Tiny cross ever so carefully placed outside the clothing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


[...]

Is that fake Melanie?

Has to be - look how she's smiling. Real Melanie never smiles that much when she's so close to Stupid Hitler.

Fake Melania always wears big sunglasses and has a huge forehead.

My biggest wish for our country at the end of this administration, second only to the medical and economic recovery, is for this particular farce to be revealed in detail.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


[...]

Is that fake Melanie?

Has to be - look how she's smiling. Real Melanie never smiles that much when she's so close to Stupid Hitler.

Fake Melania always wears big sunglasses and has a huge forehead.

Let’s leave the anonymous Secret Service agent alone. She’s literally doing her job, no matter how repellant it may be.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:


[...]

Is that fake Melanie?

Has to be - look how she's smiling. Real Melanie never smiles that much when she's so close to Stupid Hitler.

Fake Melania always wears big sunglasses and has a huge forehead.

+1 that cannot be real Melania. Even in the two pictures with the red leather coats “she” looks completely different!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

[Anonymous]

Guys! The tennis pavilion is complete. Melania has accomplished so much this past year!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania looks great today in the red leather coat and zebra-print heels, her better half less so.

The supervillain in repose:

I’d be depressed if I had to spend the evening in Valdosta.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania looks great today in the red leather coat and zebra-print heels, her better half less so.

The supervillain in repose:

I’d be depressed if I had to spend the evening in Valdosta.

I wonder if she thought she was done with this nonsense and feels a bit cheated that she had to attend this event.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Kelly Loeffler here? She has more money than the Trump women and yet worse hair!

lonnnng hair, check, tiny cross, check

Listen ladies, this is why you shouldn’t have extreme long hair past 35. It isn’t flattering. It looks like you are pretending to be 20 and this is what you think men like best. No, other women are not jealous of your hair.

It actually reminds me of my COVID-hair -- it's way too long but I'm not comfortable going to the salon right now. I was really tempted just to take the scissors I used on the kids and start hacking it off at the collarbone.