The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:. As well as a retro photo:


I saw this retro photo posted on the Daily Mail website yesterday under the headline "Ivanka helping mom basting the turkey." This appears to be a fully cooked turkey and Ivana is holding a (pristine) ladle and Ivanka is holding up a gravy boat. Either they are performing some sort of late term abortion or this is stunt photo.

This is from like 1992? What’s with the teal floor to ceiling tiles in the kitchen?

It looks exactly like the tile in my 1950s bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Thanks to the PP, all I can see is ketchup spread on a raw turkey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks to the PP, all I can see is ketchup spread on a raw turkey.

Fast forward toward the end 7:40 mark:
https://petapixel.com/2017/06/03/10-sneaky-tricks-used-food-photos/

The food stylist wasn’t very good—bright red (instead of burnished brown) with obvious blackish burn marks. Pretty sure happiness is not homemade and Ivanka never ate the turkey pictured.

[Anonymous]

Ivanka’s daughter looks like her. Cute.

Melania is looking every year her age. There is no way she’s happy about that. I don’t think the money and styling has helped her combat the hell of her marriage at all. She may be taller, slimmer than most, but she does not look happy, she rarely looks at ease even in her stupidly expensive outfits, and she definitely is not a “young for 49” at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:. As well as a retro photo:


I saw this retro photo posted on the Daily Mail website yesterday under the headline "Ivanka helping mom basting the turkey." This appears to be a fully cooked turkey and Ivana is holding a (pristine) ladle and Ivanka is holding up a gravy boat. Either they are performing some sort of late term abortion or this is stunt photo.

This is from like 1992? What’s with the teal floor to ceiling tiles in the kitchen?

It’s an autopsy room. Think Ivanka was inspired by her latest round of secret surgery which why this thanksgiving she only sent out pix of her kids and this one...entitled happiness is homemade (like an empty ladle into an empty gravy boat)...

Guess it’s a trump tradition to sacrifice virginal maidens to achieve the blood red sheen on a cooked turkey and hang upside down rooster heads and fill them with Indian corn. The tribute to the devil paid off. Guess it’s a Czech tradition to hang all the garlic to ward off evil. Too bad it didn’t work.

Psst, Ivanka, this bird is more realistic than what you posted:


Thanks for sharing fake staged memories. If only we could photoshop this administration away.

[Anonymous]

Tiffany would be pretty after getting a Jane magazine style makeunder.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka looks adorable as a little girl (pics above).

I’ve often thought Tiffany was just as attractive as Ivanka. For example, I love this pic of Tiffany.



It’s old, as she’s obviously much bigger now.

Her face looks like a blow up doll’s.

She's dripping in makeup here. Something is off about her, without her great body she looks so much worse. I think it's her eyes and teeth.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka looks adorable as a little girl (pics above).

I’ve often thought Tiffany was just as attractive as Ivanka. For example, I love this pic of Tiffany.



It’s old, as she’s obviously much bigger now.

Her face looks like a blow up doll’s.

She's dripping in makeup here. Something is off about her, without her great body she looks so much worse. I think it's her eyes and teeth.

She has the Trump (lack of) chin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tiffany would be pretty after getting a Jane magazine style makeunder.

Not sure if DCUM will get this reference, but she really looks like an (even more raggedy) Cat Marnell, of Jane fame, in these pics.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne today:

She’s giving those normal-dressing normies a lecture on how to keep things kinky in your marriage.

What in the eff is she wearing in the WH? She looks crazy.

[Anonymous]

Melania’s White House decorations video is up. Coat without her arms in the sleeves is back!
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1201351943790174208?s=20

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wish there was a pic of this from the front vs. side.

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Here you go, kinda wicked stepmom Claus:

It's the traditional nightshirt of the Slovenian people.

It's more like a Bessarabian carpet (I spent years in Moldova/Romania and saw many a one). Maybe she's playing Scarlet O'Hara but instead of curtains, she used a carpet.

I think it was part of her escape plan to roll herself up this coat and hire movers to take a carpet to an undisclosed location.

I love you all so much with these comments. Do you drink? Because I would love to throw back a few with you and talk shit about people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks to the PP, all I can see is ketchup spread on a raw turkey.

Now you're making me do it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

Didn't Pippa Middleton ALSO wear a white dress to her sisters wedding??

Yowza this is the worst photo of the boys that I have ever seen. I am almost embarrassed for everyone in this picture.

Chubby with overbites and bad hair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s White House decorations video is up. Coat without her arms in the sleeves is back!
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1201351943790174208?s=20

I love the footage of Melania opening the White House dollhouse. I can imagine little Barbie size dolls of the first family inside, and Melanie sticking tiny pins in a fat Ken doll with hair plugs.