Amber Heard divorcing Depp
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Anonymous
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3609754/Amber-Heard-files-divorce-Johnny-Depp-15-months-marriage.html
They seemed like an odd couple but this still seems sudden. No prenup? Holy cow! 
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Anonymous
| Hooray -- he's available again! |
Anonymous
| I thought she was gay and I had no idea they were married. |
Anonymous
+69 |
Anonymous
| He's so weird. He seems like he'd smell awful. Nice, but weird and smelly. |
Anonymous
There have been reports (no, I'm not going to find them- google it) of him being really stinky. |
Anonymous
| Depp is the perfect evidence that smoking always catches up with you. |
Anonymous
| If he doesn't have a prenup, with all that Pirates money that he has, well, shame on him. That's money that could have gone to his kids, but now will go to some random actress for a 15-month marriage. She must have studied in the Heather Mills School for Marriage. |
Anonymous
Or the drinking.... |
Anonymous
| And apparently it was two whole days after his mom died. She's a peach, that Amber. |
Anonymous
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Of all the people, ever, celebrity or mundane, dear or alive, I think he was one of the sexiest and most ridiculously attractive.
Unfortunately, time (and his lifestyle) have not aged him well. RIP hot Johnny Depp. Goddamn. Sigh... 
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Anonymous
| I hope his ex, the one who stayed with him (unmarried) for like 15 years and had his kids got a big old chuckle out of this. However, her kids lost their grandmother so she probably can't even enjoy it like she should be able to. |
Anonymous
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Too bad, he hasn't aged well. |
Anonymous
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He doesn't like to bathe or brush his teeth.
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Anonymous
Maybe the Depp musk finally got to her? |