The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Trumps: Episode VI - Return of the Turtleneck

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Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe this is the day Vanky had her 5 hour deposition. Daily Mail says it's an "off-the-rank" Zara suit and "$5500 Dior bag." Nice Law and Order cosplay.

Why doesn’t that jacket fit!?!?

Argh!

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Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

31?! I'm not one to try to make someone feel bad about their age but... Is it how thin she is? Spending time in the sun?

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Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

31?! I'm not one to try to make someone feel bad about their age but... Is it how thin she is? Spending time in the sun?

It must be sun damage, right? I've never been so happy to have naturally olive-colored skin because I am 44 years old and look younger than this lady!!

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Smiling dough boy scares me.

Ivanka’s Hope Hicks smile and furious left hand scares me. Where is Hope, by the way?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe this is the day Vanky had her 5 hour deposition. Daily Mail says it's an "off-the-rank" Zara suit and "$5500 Dior bag." Nice Law and Order cosplay.

Why doesn’t that jacket fit!?!?

Argh!

Jackets that fit the boobs don’t fit the waist. If she’s wearing off the rack with no tailoring, she’ll never find anything to fit properly.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

31?! I'm not one to try to make someone feel bad about their age but... Is it how thin she is? Spending time in the sun?

It must be sun damage, right? I've never been so happy to have naturally olive-colored skin because I am 44 years old and look younger than this lady!!

When I was in high school, before every event like homecoming or prom, certain girls always always always went to a tanning bed. This was well after their connection to skin cancer was made. In fact one of them got skin cancer as far as I know. Even at the end of high school they looked like their skin took a beating, but this was what people did in that part of the country. I bet this woman was one of those types of girls. I grew up in a very conservative area where everyone was white, which is ironic because apparently they all wished that they were brown!

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Anonymous wrote:Its their last visit there.

I hope they didn't steal anything.

In the absence of the POTUS**, the very fact that they were there was a theft.

This is just the homeliest pack of feral cats I’ve ever seen, each one more artificially modified than the last. From bad dye jobs to dyed facial hair, from injected plastic to injected toxins, from parts snipped off to pieces bolted on, they’ve just tried so hard and missed the mark so badly.

Awesome description of this family.

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Jackets that fit the boobs don’t fit the waist. If she’s wearing off the rack with no tailoring, she’ll never find anything to fit properly.

+1

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Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

You want to dance with the Devil, you gotta pay the price!

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Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

The eyebrows are not helping.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

31?! I'm not one to try to make someone feel bad about their age but... Is it how thin she is? Spending time in the sun?

It must be sun damage, right? I've never been so happy to have naturally olive-colored skin because I am 44 years old and look younger than this lady!!

When I was in high school, before every event like homecoming or prom, certain girls always always always went to a tanning bed. This was well after their connection to skin cancer was made. In fact one of them got skin cancer as far as I know. Even at the end of high school they looked like their skin took a beating, but this was what people did in that part of the country. I bet this woman was one of those types of girls. I grew up in a very conservative area where everyone was white, which is ironic because apparently they all wished that they were brown!

Yes, check out her chest. That is obvious sun damage. Kayleigh has the same all over her chest and arms.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

The eyebrows are not helping.

Neither is the Marge Simpson makeup gun or the 1982 Maybelline Pink Corvette lipstick.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe this is the day Vanky had her 5 hour deposition. Daily Mail says it's an "off-the-rank" Zara suit and "$5500 Dior bag." Nice Law and Order cosplay.

Why doesn’t that jacket fit!?!?

Argh!

Jackets that fit the boobs don’t fit the waist. If she’s wearing off the rack with no tailoring, she’ll never find anything to fit properly.

Yes, it’s appropriate and covers her. But I can’t believe she went to a deposition with unhemmed pants and a sloppy, baggy blazer.