The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Can we please talk about Alyssa Farah? This woman is only 31??? (hopefully my link works, i've never done this before)

The eyebrows are not helping.

Neither is the Marge Simpson makeup gun or the 1982 Maybelline Pink Corvette lipstick.

Beat me to it. Although if it were the '80s, this look would be on point. (At least where I grew up.) But it isn't, so it's not, and someone should see a dermatologist stat to check for moles

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe this is the day Vanky had her 5 hour deposition. Daily Mail says it's an "off-the-rank" Zara suit and "$5500 Dior bag." Nice Law and Order cosplay.

Why doesn’t that jacket fit!?!?

Argh!

Jackets that fit the boobs don’t fit the waist. If she’s wearing off the rack with no tailoring, she’ll never find anything to fit properly.

Yes, it’s appropriate and covers her. But I can’t believe she went to a deposition with unhemmed pants and a sloppy, baggy blazer.

I would be embarrassed to walk out of my house with my pants unhemmed, and I am by no definition on her financial or social level.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe this is the day Vanky had her 5 hour deposition. Daily Mail says it's an "off-the-rank" Zara suit and "$5500 Dior bag." Nice Law and Order cosplay.

Why doesn’t that jacket fit!?!?

Argh!

Jackets that fit the boobs don’t fit the waist. If she’s wearing off the rack with no tailoring, she’ll never find anything to fit properly.

Yes, it’s appropriate and covers her. But I can’t believe she went to a deposition with unhemmed pants and a sloppy, baggy blazer.

I would be embarrassed to walk out of my house with my pants unhemmed, and I am by no definition on her financial or social level.

If you had the same aim in mind - wordlessly declare your contempt for the law - you wouldn’t be embarassed. She wants everyone to know she thinks she is above the law. There is no other explanation for someone with her alleged money and stature to insult the court that way.

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Smiling dough boy scares me.

Ivanka’s Hope Hicks smile and furious left hand scares me. Where is Hope, by the way?

Remember the airplane wing coming out of her head in Qatar or someplace? Notice the tree branch, looks like a long, long cigar.

They look like they're off to assassinate someone.

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Smiling dough boy scares me.

Ivanka’s Hope Hicks smile and furious left hand scares me. Where is Hope, by the way?

Remember the airplane wing coming out of her head in Qatar or someplace? Notice the tree branch, looks like a long, long cigar.

They look like they're off to assassinate someone.

OoooOOooh pp I will never stop seeing that cigar now!

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Melania looks great today in the red leather coat and zebra-print heels, her better half less so.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Smiling dough boy scares me.

Ivanka’s Hope Hicks smile and furious left hand scares me. Where is Hope, by the way?

Remember the airplane wing coming out of her head in Qatar or someplace? Notice the tree branch, looks like a long, long cigar.

They look like they're off to assassinate someone.

It is a laser beam coming out of her mouth!

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Olivia Nuzzi of New York Mag has a bunch to say about Jeanine Pirro:

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Anonymous wrote:Melania looks great today in the red leather coat and zebra-print heels, her better half less so.

The supervillain in repose:

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And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

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Anonymous wrote:Melania looks great today in the red leather coat and zebra-print heels, her better half less so.

The supervillain in repose:

Was it on this thread that someone mentioned that these people are auditioning to be the villain in a marvel movie? Because this is definitely that look.

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That red pleather coat looks like something Elektra’s colleagues would wear at the Hell Club.

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Anonymous wrote:That red pleather coat looks like something Elektra’s colleagues would wear at the Hell Club.

No it looks like what Satan would wear in the new Satan meets 2020 match.com ad.

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Anonymous wrote:And the coat parade keeps on rolling! One more for the walk-in coat closet in the Potomac McMansion!

She’s already worn a single breasted red leather coat:

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The minute I saw her red pleather coat, I thought of this thread.