The Kane Show (Part 4)

[Anonymous]

"Paris is interesting but I don't feel as safe as I felt in London. It could be that I don't speak the language, or the creepy guy who I'm pretty sure was gonna kidnap me to sell me on the black market. Literally every hair on my body stood up and I was like nope, not today playa. I am now staying in highly public areas. Creepy man got me a little spooked."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:On snapchat it looks like she's up to about 18 pages.

Yep. You can also see a thousand pics of Danni from this morning and a pic of a McDonalds in Paris.

At least she has on a different scarf

[Anonymous]

I don't get why she would go the selfie route, usually, those end up being lousy pictures.

Did Danni order a Royale with Cheese at McDonald's? Some people may get the reference I am making with this question.

[Anonymous]

"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

[Anonymous]

What the actual hell did I just read?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

[Anonymous]

For someone with mental health issues, you'd think she'd have a little more understanding for the stigma that goes along with mental illness. Maybe Jimmy had serious psychological issues that his family had been trying to get him help for. Instead she calls him a demon, evil, and a "creepy ass."

[Anonymous]

The good news is with Danni in London, this ensures she won't be at Sarah's podcast on Friday.

That alone should make people happy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Is this real life? I am so confused by these snippets...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

^^^ +1000 This is hilarious

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Is she somehow trying to use Jimmy as a metaphor for Kane? If so, she did a terrible job.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For someone with mental health issues, you'd think she'd have a little more understanding for the stigma that goes along with mental illness. Maybe Jimmy had serious psychological issues that his family had been trying to get him help for. Instead she calls him a demon, evil, and a "creepy ass."

Thank you!! How incredibly hypocritical of her. It could very well be that this boy did have some issues, but in an attempt to allow him some normalcy, his mother took him to the park to be around all of the "normal" kids. What a hurtful and ignorant thing to say. ESPECIALLY about a child. SHAME ON HER.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For someone with mental health issues, you'd think she'd have a little more understanding for the stigma that goes along with mental illness. Maybe Jimmy had serious psychological issues that his family had been trying to get him help for. Instead she calls him a demon, evil, and a "creepy ass."

Thank you!! How incredibly hypocritical of her. It could very well be that this boy did have some issues, but in an attempt to allow him some normalcy, his mother took him to the park to be around all of the "normal" kids. What a hurtful and ignorant thing to say. ESPECIALLY about a child. SHAME ON HER.

I posted this on it:

"It sounds like Jimmy might have had some psychological issues. I hope the terms demon, evil, and a "creepy ass" aren't being used to describe an emotionally disturbed child. That seems to feed the stigma associated with mental illness. I'm not defending the mother..it just makes me sad to see a child described with those words."

Let's see how long it takes for Danni's fangirls to rip it apart.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Unedited snippet:

I’m pregnant, big pregnant. I’m playing at the park with Munchie and there’s a demon playing there too. There’s a bunch of kids having a great time, but not Jimmy. Jimmy is a demon. He’s Macauly Culkin in The Good Son. He’s evil. I watch him wait until his mom looks away and then he does horrible faces at little tiny kids. Ugh awww Jimmy, keep your creepy ass away from me. I waddle to the other side of the playground. Munchie is enjoying herself. I hear Jimmy’s mom, “Jimmy, we don’t do that.” Jimmy is fu*king little kids up at the playground, get your kid! She has this soft tone, she ain’t scaring Jimmy. Jimmy’s little brother is there too. He’s sweet. Beyond sweet. He’s Elijah Wood in The Good Son. He’s helping the kids that Jimmy is torturing. I imagine he’s experienced the worst of Jimmy so he knows what it feels like. I feel really bad for him. He has to live with Jimmy every day? He lives with a demon and even worse, a mom who thinks the way to stop a demon is to tell him we don’t do that."

Editors and publishers will be beating her door down to publish this masterpiece.

What a joke.

Not much of a surprise, but it is Macaulay Culkin not as she spelled it "Macauly."

[Anonymous]

Can you imagine what she would say if someone called her kids demons or evil?