I love these two crazy kids lol screw it they’re a fit and look like they’re having fun. |
Sergey Google Brin paid $1 billion to get a quick divorce from his wackadoodle second wife Nicole Shanahan (Mr. Brain Worm’s running mate). One of his friends said it was chump change to him. Sánchez will make out like a bandit. |
She doesn't seem dominant. She's always effusively gushing about him in interviews. About little things like how he makes his own pancakes on the weekends or teaches her how to run a meeting. Their private text messages were leaked, so this should be easy to verify. |
I think she makes him - a total dork- feel cool. She is well connected in Hollywood (thanks to her ex who is a powerful agent) and runs in celeb circles and goes to all the right parties and vacation spots. Look at their wedding guest list. I’m sure most of the attendees were because of her influence. If you’re a tech geek, having Leonardo Decaprio at your wedding is the epitome of cool. |
Agree with all of this. What do these various people - Leo, Orlando, Oprah, Sydney, Tom Brady, the Kardashians - have in common except for being rich and famous and enjoying the spotlight? Each of these people has an entourage, PR people, social media people, assistants, stylists, etc. People need to find their people. I would hate all of this personally but life would not be nearly as interesting if we all were the same type of person and enjoyed the same type of things. |
I think this is the answer. Below is what Lauren looked like in 2018 when she and Jeff probably started hooking up, given that his divorce announcement came out in January of 2019. She looked beautiful and mostly natural-looking here. Jeff probably still sees her the way he did when he first fell in love with her in 2018. Then, the media pressure got to her and caused her to pursue endless amounts of cosmetic tweaks.
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Her lips are weird as hell even then. |
+1 She never seems to be able to fully close her mouth. |
I do think hot sex is part of it. She probably has a similar appetite and sense of adventure in bed to him. Chemistry matters. She probably makes him feel amazing emotionally, physically, etc. They probably have a best friendship with a whole lot of lust for eachother too. |
Maybe he has a puppet/muppet fettish? |
They were kind of an odd shape 20+ years ago even before the filler, the filler just greatly exacerbates it. |
Lauren is HOT, beautiful, smart, adventurous and FUN.
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She’s a seasoned scam artist and he’s an easy mark. An autistic dork who’s probably been with two or three women his entire life. Of course the sex is “great” because she knows how to play a fiddle. |
Totally. Even with all of the hype, they barely had any " celebrities" at the wedding. |
I’m not a fan of hers or his but I think they really have love. Who knows what drives chemistry? Why do you love you DH?
Sometimes you just feel it with someone and it lasts as long as it lasts. It’s been more tyan a minute with them so you know.. I think she’s utterly classless and he is similar so maybe they are simply meant for each other!!!!! |