just a plastic bimbo w a slew of husbands |
Yup calling her a bimbo like okay bimbos are common and relatable in Hollywood circles. Bezos has that non humanoid quality n prolly makes people fear he’ll steal and sell their organs. |
Clown on clown. |
Oh. I see this was written in 2023 before her current botched plastic surgery and messed up lips. What a spectical. |
Aka pornish |
Shocker. Men love porn. Shocker. |
He just got kind of cool in the last 5-10 years. He sees a sexy woman who never would have given his ass the time of day in 2017. |
I think we are not giving Sanchez enough credit for her seduction game. She has a kid with one of the greatest NFL tight ends of all time, Tony Gonzales. She was probably already set based on that but decided to diversify and lock up some corporate money. It is the rare woman who can score a star pro athlete and a CEO. That's usually the territory of supermodels. |
Well her and bezos exchanged nudes he sent her pics of his junk if I remember correctly..she was sleeping with him before divorcing her husband and she had kids with that husband. Bezos and her were each other's ap. So it started out as sex. But she also has brains and can fly helicopters. |
Wow, gross. Bezos is so weird. |
A shameless whore who mocks her wedding vows and destroys families. What an icon. |
That about sums her up |
She certainly has game! |
The scuttlebutt is that if her brother hadn’t revealed her affair “against her will” (b/c this is obviously bs since she GAVE HER BROTHER JEFF’s dick pics…yuk) then she would still be the AP. But she basically forced his/mackenzie’s hand. What is the evidence of said brains? Not the husband funded helicopter company or her putting the “ass in astronaut.” Mackenzie was a Toni Morrison protege and Princeton grad. Lauren’s brain is not what drew him in. |
She was beautiful when she had Tony Gonzales’s kid. But he didn’t marry her and she went on to another husband and then got plastic-y looking with all the surgeries and got with Bezos |