I think this is the answer. Below is what Lauren looked like in 2018 when she and Jeff probably started hooking up, given that his divorce announcement came out in January of 2019. She looked beautiful and mostly natural-looking here. Jeff probably still sees her the way he did when he first fell in love with her in 2018. Then, the media pressure got to her and caused her to pursue endless amounts of cosmetic tweaks.
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Her lips are weird as hell even then. |
+1 She never seems to be able to fully close her mouth. |
I do think hot sex is part of it. She probably has a similar appetite and sense of adventure in bed to him. Chemistry matters. She probably makes him feel amazing emotionally, physically, etc. They probably have a best friendship with a whole lot of lust for eachother too. |
Maybe he has a puppet/muppet fettish? |
They were kind of an odd shape 20+ years ago even before the filler, the filler just greatly exacerbates it. |
Lauren is HOT, beautiful, smart, adventurous and FUN.
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She’s a seasoned scam artist and he’s an easy mark. An autistic dork who’s probably been with two or three women his entire life. Of course the sex is “great” because she knows how to play a fiddle. |
Totally. Even with all of the hype, they barely had any " celebrities" at the wedding. |
I’m not a fan of hers or his but I think they really have love. Who knows what drives chemistry? Why do you love you DH?
Sometimes you just feel it with someone and it lasts as long as it lasts. It’s been more tyan a minute with them so you know.. I think she’s utterly classless and he is similar so maybe they are simply meant for each other!!!!! |
Yes, there's a lid for every pot. Some of the posters here are so negative - I hope you realize that there's someone for everyone out there and what you find attractive may not be the same as what someone else finds attractive. I mean, there are people who love pistachio ice cream so that tells me everything... |
It's not like she's Lizzo or Roseanne Barr. |
His intel handler is my guess. |
What an odd pairing |
The PP is just saying fat chicks are uggos. As long as you're not fat you're okay. I disagree, but it's a common perspective. |