The best worst reason you broke up with someone

[Anonymous]

What is the best worst reason you broke up with someone?

I dumped a high school boyfriend because he picked a Henry Rollins song as his "poem" to recite in HS English, and did so angrily in front of all my friends.

My best friend broke up with a guy she was seeing when, after sex, he bent over and she saw his asshole six inches from her nose. (We referred to him as brown eye from there on out)

[Anonymous]

How old was the gf who dumped brown eye? She
Thought he didn't have one?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How old was the gf who dumped brown eye? She
Thought he didn't have one?

College.
You may be missing the point, it is the best worst reason, as in, ridiculous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How old was the gf who dumped brown eye? She
Thought he didn't have one?

College.
You may be missing the point, it is the best worst reason, as in, ridiculous.

Not pp. I get the concept, but you and your friend seem mean spirited.

[Anonymous]

NP. OP, those are both really lame.

Oh no, someone bent over and your gf saw he had an asshole! After sex, which is usually done fully clothed and all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. OP, those are both really lame.

Oh no, someone bent over and your gf saw he had an asshole! After sex, which is usually done fully clothed and all.

You are so outrageously missing the point that I'm trying to figure out if you're joking, and if so, where the joke is. (NP).

[Anonymous]

I agree with OP that the two reasons she presented are the "best worst" reasons for breaking up with someone: both of those women are superficial idiots (worst reason), but their superficiality and idiocy is so extreme that it is laughable, so that makes these episodes "best"...best-worst at its best.

[Anonymous]

Love me some Henry Rollins.

[Anonymous]

An amazing guy in every single way had terrible "bacne". I still feel guilty about it.

[Anonymous]

He had a secret fiancée and baby on the way behind my back.

[Anonymous]

Too many of y'all are missing the point.

Because he said "I love you". After 3-4 months of dating. You'd have thought he said it on the first date.lol I accused him of lying and being manipulative.lol Then I stopped talking to him. He was a great, supportive boyfriend, but he clearly liked crazy women.lol

[Anonymous]

I was dating someone in college, and the relationship had run it's course - at least to me.
But this was my first "long" relationship (like 10 mos.) and I didn't know how to end it.

I wore silver jewelry, and had a silver charm that needed a necklace, and for Christmas he got me a thin gold chain.
I broke up with him in January, when we were all back from the holidays (and the next time I saw him), because he didn't know me, if he thought I would wear gold.

</OverlyDramaticEarly20sGirl>

(and before anyone gets up in arms, it was like a cheap gold box necklace from the mall. It would have turned my skin green even if I did wear it.)

[Anonymous]

He showed up in Wrangler jeans.

[Anonymous]

I've also broke up with a guy because of the age difference. I was older, and while he was mature and we had tons in common, it would never work out because if the age difference.

I was 30 and he was two years my junior.

[Anonymous]

My DH is an incredible guy. He's kind, smart, funny, successful, supportive, you name it. All that said, he has NO sense of "fashion."

When we started dating he was in grad school. I went up to visit and he picked me up from the airport in a Patriots t-shirt and jean shorts. I seriously almost broke up with him over the jean shorts. It's still a big joke between us.