The best worst reason you broke up with someone

[Anonymous]

I declined to meet a guy someone was trying to fix me up with because his introductory email to me was riddled with exclamation points. I'm sure he was just trying to present himself as positive and friendly but it read as manic and trying way to hard. Freaked me out.

[Anonymous]

I didn't like his facial expressions while he was having an orgasm. It was the definition of an o-face.

[Anonymous]

I would't date any guys who were not in the one of the "right" fraternities. Yes, the college me was horribly shallow and immature.

[Anonymous]

Poor grammar.

[Anonymous]

Third date, I found out he wore bikini underwear.

[Anonymous]

-Said she wouldn't date me if I only had one arm (I was in no danger of losing either arm at the time)
-Would eat a snack in front of people without offering to share

I would have been all over Henry Rollins guy, who was probably one of those angry, angsty guys who also dated pretty blond normal girls.

[Anonymous]

Physically attractive - hot, muscular, tall, dark, handsome, dumb jock type. Very confident and maybe even a touch asshole. But his confidence was a turn on...

Long story short, he showed up at my house one day looking like a clean cut, dressed for success, "smart" rich guy. He even had reading glasses to complete this transformation.

I guess he was trying to impress me? To this day I have no idea what he was thinking. But it was a total turn off to me and I never wanted to see him after that.

[Anonymous]

Henry Rollins, bikini underwear and poor grammar are all red herrings!!

My friend and I were discussing this after she dumped a guy after he was late showing up.

She was trying to make it about that, but really is was because she wasn't enjoying the sex that much (not that into him).

Wine-fueled realization: It's always about sex!

[Anonymous]

I broke up with a bodybuilder after about a month. He was gorgeous. Problem? Every single time we were together he would show me photos of him in poses. We had a lot of fun together, but I couldn't get past that.
After I broke up with him he stalked me for months. He would leave the interior light on in his car while he followed me..darn he was cute. But CRAZY!

[Anonymous]

he had pictures of himself all over his apartment. A few with other people, but most of them just of himself. ANd he called his mother every single day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:An amazing guy in every single way had terrible "bacne". I still feel guilty about it.

Guilty or regretful for yourself ? Most people don't care about bacne.

Guilty because I felt bad that it bothered me so much. Not regretful though. It was gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks for getting me to Google "fupa."

Not a break up, but a refusal to date. I really liked a guy, very attractive, nice, cool, great chemistry. We hadn't actually dated, just flirted a lot. I was sure this was going somewhere. But he stopped by my apartment in flip flops one summer afternoon, and I saw his bare feet, which were just too gross. Yellow, dirty, long toenails. That changed my feelings for him 100%.

He's definitely not one that got away. I still know him 20 years later. He's an artist and musician, no regular income, and has been living in his van for years. I see it parked behind his friend's business with an extension cord running from the van window to the building's window.

ugh, not funny, just ugh. Dodged a bullet there.

[Anonymous]

I dumped an on-off BF because one night as he stood in the half-light between my bedroom and the bathroom, he looked like a GIGANTIC jelly baby. Fat.

[Anonymous]

Sweet, smart guy wore tube socks with dress shoes. No thanks!

We are still friends though. Both married with kids.

[Anonymous]

Took me to see "space jam" on our first date.