The best worst reason you broke up with someone

[Anonymous]

Because the house he rented with his friends in college smelled horrible when I went to visit him. Later on he became a very successful CEO of a large tech company. LOL.

[Anonymous]

A perfectly nice guy. But he posted directions to the restaurant with post-it notes on his windshield (way before gps). I just thought it was really anal-retentive. Scribble on a paper like everyone else, instead.

[Anonymous]

Because he said to me, "Watch this trick I learned," pulled out a lighter, squatted down, and lit a fart.

We were 17. He now runs a very successful business and lives in La Jolla.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:An amazing guy in every single way had terrible "bacne". I still feel guilty about it.

Guilty or regretful for yourself ? Most people don't care about bacne.

[Anonymous]

he wouldn't share his gum with me . this was in undergrad.

[Anonymous]

For me this post has turned into the topic "the one that got away". Because I totally would've snatched up and dated Henry Rollins guy, The butt hole dude, possibly the gold chain freak, The flame farter, and possibly the backne fella. I love picking pimples but have none so we could've had a symbiotic relationship. I would've been his ramora.

But I couldn't have dated the guy with the horrible smelling apartment. Smells are a dealbreaker. And I don't think I could've dated a dude who used posted notes for anything.

My best/worst winners include guy with amazingly small penis but was otherwise incredibly hot. For me i made the right decision but I'm sure people out there think it's horrible I did this. Also guy who one day wore red track pants. I can't. Also a few guys who told me they loved me either before we dated or in the first couple weeks after dating. I didn't have a self-esteem issue and that was my problem. If I was needy I wouldn't have dumped them. I had needy friends who thought I was crazy for not proclaiming my love as well to them. But to me I felt like "I know I'm lovable and I know I'm awesome but you couldn't know that in two weeks." Bye, 'letia.

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Anonymous wrote:For me this post has turned into the topic "the one that got away". Because I totally would've snatched up and dated Henry Rollins guy, The butt hole dude, possibly the gold chain freak, The flame farter, and possibly the backne fella. I love picking pimples but have none so we could've had a symbiotic relationship. I would've been his ramora.

But I couldn't have dated the guy with the horrible smelling apartment. Smells are a dealbreaker. And I don't think I could've dated a dude who used posted notes for anything.

My best/worst winners include guy with amazingly small penis but was otherwise incredibly hot. For me i made the right decision but I'm sure people out there think it's horrible I did this. Also guy who one day wore red track pants. I can't. Also a few guys who told me they loved me either before we dated or in the first couple weeks after dating. I didn't have a self-esteem issue and that was my problem. If I was needy I wouldn't have dumped them. I had needy friends who thought I was crazy for not proclaiming my love as well to them. But to me I felt like "I know I'm lovable and I know I'm awesome but you couldn't know that in two weeks." Bye, 'letia.

Ha. I actually quit dating a guy for the opposite reason - he was really large. We weren't serious and I was scared he would stretch me out (I was young and very uninformed). He was amazing in bed too. Lol.

[Anonymous]

He insisted that he and his college friends had invented the term "fupa." I couldn't take him seriously after that.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for getting me to Google "fupa."

Not a break up, but a refusal to date. I really liked a guy, very attractive, nice, cool, great chemistry. We hadn't actually dated, just flirted a lot. I was sure this was going somewhere. But he stopped by my apartment in flip flops one summer afternoon, and I saw his bare feet, which were just too gross. Yellow, dirty, long toenails. That changed my feelings for him 100%.

He's definitely not one that got away. I still know him 20 years later. He's an artist and musician, no regular income, and has been living in his van for years. I see it parked behind his friend's business with an extension cord running from the van window to the building's window.

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OP/Henry Rollins dumper here.

I ran into him a couple years ago. He was still totally hot, not as angry, but divorced. I just saw on Facebook that he is expecting his third with his new wife. I am happy for him. I am confident that he wasn't "the one that got away" but in hindsight, I wish I would have given him more of a chance. He was very sweet and probably would have treated me way better than the other assholes I later dated (and was dumped by) in high school!

[Anonymous]

These stories are pretty funny.

I agree that a red track suit is a deal breaker.

My sister didn't go out on a second date with a guy because he brought along his own cue stick (in a case) to their first date. They went to a concert. He brought it "just in case they would go play pool somewhere afterwards"

[Anonymous]

Because he done a hatchback

[Anonymous]

Drove I mean! "Done a hatchback" sounds like a hillbilly sexual maneuver.

[Anonymous]

I think using post-it notes for directions is genius. That way when you're done with a direction you can just peel it off and throw it on the floor and you don't have to search where you are in a list of directions while driving.

[Anonymous]

Broke up with this gal that kissed with her mouth wide open and every so often would rapidly close it and open it wide again while kissing. Couldn't handle it and ended it after two make out sessions.

Broke up with another girl after she showed up for a date in open toed shoes with panty hose. We were on totally different fashion sense levels. She was very Mid-west if you catch my drift.