The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

The Kansas prairie dress is hilarious. It reminds me of Melanie’s safari hat in Africa. Why do they do this, just stupidity or what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

this looks like a still from a horror movie!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think her wedding dress is her best choice so far.

Did the boys also have plastic surgery sometime after the wedding?

I’m thinking that since they are Jewish, she couldn’t wear anything too revealing for the wedding.

Ivana looks pretty here. Tiffany and Barron are also not bad looking.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

Didn't Pippa Middleton ALSO wear a white dress to her sisters wedding??

Kate picked out that dress for Pippa, iirc. Typically, adults are not attendants in royal weddings, and all the child attendants wear white, so Kate had Pippa wear white so she wouldn't stand out more than she already was.

Also: Pippa's dress was about 1,000% better than what Ivanka is wearing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is actually beautiful and tasteful, particularly considering who picked it out, and ten years ago having a strapless dress was like the law. They actually look kind of adorable here.

See what having a real stylist can do? Ivanka looks lovely here! (Like, really, I'm blown away by those photos, in a good way.) But, nooooooo, can't have anyone that might give an opposing take on hair, make-up and clothes, because after all, Ivanka is a self-made fashion icon. [snort]

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Business lady...black tie pajamas?

Jesus she looks like the madame for a medium-class escort service

On the plus side, no headlights.

How does she not have headlights with that fabric and in that temperature??

Look at Miss Thang sashay like people are looking! But she hit her style trifecta here:
Matching sassy pyjamas outside of the house: sassy grandma
In pink metallic: pageant toddler
Trying to werq it: Russian stripper

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.

Hmmm, I’ve weighed your opinion and decided to double down where applicable. Thanks for the encouragement!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

The expressions on these faces suggest that no one pictured clears an IQ of 70.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

The expressions on these faces suggest that no one pictured clears an IQ of 70.

No, the bride looks fine. I feel like she needs a bubble over her head saying something like "I may be marrying this dolt, but I carved out a great loophole in the prenup so it's all smiles for me." Am I remembering correctly that he left her? If so, man.... (And I really hope she does a hole in that prenup that you can drive a mac truck through. She earned it.)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

The expressions on these faces suggest that no one pictured clears an IQ of 70.

No, the bride looks fine. I feel like she needs a bubble over her head saying something like "I may be marrying this dolt, but I carved out a great loophole in the prenup so it's all smiles for me." Am I remembering correctly that he left her? If so, man.... (And I really hope she does a hole in that prenup that you can drive a mac truck through. She earned it.)

What are those two bumps on Ivanka's stomach? (NO I DO NOT MEAN HER "KIDNEYS")

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

The expressions on these faces suggest that no one pictured clears an IQ of 70.

No, the bride looks fine. I feel like she needs a bubble over her head saying something like "I may be marrying this dolt, but I carved out a great loophole in the prenup so it's all smiles for me." Am I remembering correctly that he left her? If so, man.... (And I really hope she does a hole in that prenup that you can drive a mac truck through. She earned it.)

Is this photo real? This is horrible, the boys look like they could be extras from that movie Dumb and Dumber.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

The expressions on these faces suggest that no one pictured clears an IQ of 70.

No, the bride looks fine. I feel like she needs a bubble over her head saying something like "I may be marrying this dolt, but I carved out a great loophole in the prenup so it's all smiles for me." Am I remembering correctly that he left her? If so, man.... (And I really hope she does a hole in that prenup that you can drive a mac truck through. She earned it.)

Is this photo real? This is horrible, the boys look like they could be extras from that movie Dumb and Dumber.

+1 And what is with that Aladdin haircut? Was Abu the ring bearer?

[Anonymous]

RIP, Season 1 Vanessa. We miss you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:In Wichita a few weeks ago:

I guess she thought she was Dorothy!

More like an Oklahoma! dress rehearsal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

The expressions on these faces suggest that no one pictured clears an IQ of 70.

Eric Trump is Biff.

[Anonymous]