The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:The pink suit is also a hot mess on the model so this one is not Ivanka's fault except for that she picked it.

Given the model isn't wearing shoes, the photos also suggest this outfit is pajamas.

Formal pajamas isn’t a new idea. Arguably it’s not new enough OR old enough and should be left alone. I mean the other model is wearing a necklace and a belt.

At least Ivanka resisted the belt. Her taste is very 80s.

I've said this here before, but they're whole family is very 80s. that was their gaudy hayday.

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Cybill Shepherd in that picture?

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Can we please talk about why it looks like she dipped the bottom half of her pajamas in dirty water?

That’s my question, but it seems to be the reality:

Daily Mail has links to the designer now, but their photos are no better.

It has to be the reality since it shows up from so many angles and perspectives, but it is very weird.
The fabric looks like it probably feels heavenly, but it drapes so weirdly, like how the first photo makes it look like her body was seriously damaged in a bad car accident once upon a time.

"Drapes". Ha ha. Perfect.

Hah. Took me a moment.

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Anonymous wrote:Cybill Shepherd in that picture?

Yes.

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I don't believe their affection. I am not convinced he is straight.

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I don't believe their affection. I am not convinced he is straight.

Let’s pretend to have fun!!

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I don't believe their affection. I am not convinced he is straight.

I am not convinced he’s human. Very Ken doll.

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I don't believe their affection. I am not convinced he is straight.

I am not convinced he’s human. Very Ken doll.

His eyes remind me of the eyes of sharks. Dead.

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The Barbie and the Clown Prince.

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I wonder if they can ever be sincere and genuine in their pictures? I mean, don't we all frolic and touch each other playfully when we run? Gag.

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She looks great without makeup. Why doesn't she just let her face rest a bit and go out that way more often?

Jared manages to make jogging sweats look uptight. I can't imagine being stuck with him in an elevator much less for a whole jog.

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I feel like doing one of those "celebrities, they're just like you!" things. "Ivanka has gained weight in her 30s, just like you!"

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Anonymous wrote:She looks great without makeup. Why doesn't she just let her face rest a bit and go out that way more often?

Jared manages to make jogging sweats look uptight. I can't imagine being stuck with him in an elevator much less for a whole jog.

You believe she's not wearing makeup? Oh honey.

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I know this comment isn’t about her clothes, but two thoughts:
1) For 30Rock fans, do you remember when Liz Lemon got her own TV show, went nuts and couldn’t remember how to act like a normal person? She couldn’t wave or smile anymore because she had fame brain? Lil Ivana here looks like she shares the affliction. “Jared, do I move my top half horizontally when I exercise walk? Or is it that I am to lean forward and backward when I exercise walk? Do I smile so everyone can see each of my mouth bones? This is polite yes? JARED ADMIRE THE LEAVES IN BUSHES IT IS RUDE TO IGNORE LEAVES ON AM EXERCISE WALK.”

2) I cannot fathom how ungodly much we paid the USSS for this moronic pap stroll (that she likely hired the photog for since most of us just want her gritting fanny to dry up and blow away).

Here, I’ll make this topical: those pants manage to make her look chunky. I hate this traitor, but fat she is not. So, a poor choice.

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I agree, she managed to find leggings that make her look thick.

If she doesn’t go to jail she should be the go-to wardrobe person for any tv show where they want to make a gorgeous actress look lumpy and terrible.