Confessions

[Anonymous]

Reading through this thread makes me really understand why we don't say these things outloud: all the bitchy responses are overwhelming and annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I don't like sex since my mother told me my father has a shockingly large penis. I don't even wanna see a naked man anymore.

I don't want to have sex anymore either after reading this. What mother could be so cruel?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I don't like sex since my mother told me my father has a shockingly large penis. I don't even wanna see a naked man anymore.

I don't want to have sex anymore either after reading this. What mother could be so cruel?

Are they into group sex I have a thing for geriatrics

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I don't like sex since my mother told me my father has a shockingly large penis. I don't even wanna see a naked man anymore.

My mom told me that my father's is shockingly small. I think that is worse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I don't like sex since my mother told me my father has a shockingly large penis. I don't even wanna see a naked man anymore.

My mom told me that my father's is shockingly small. I think that is worse.

That´s too funny!

[Anonymous]

Ha!

I confess that I don't feel the least bit sorry for my husband when he's sick because he is the biggest baby around. One sniffle and he's out of commission. All I can think of is "suck it up, buddy, because momma doesn't have time to be sick and neither do you". And so when he's *really* sick, then I look bad because he's like, "See? You didn't believe me."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ha!

I confess that I don't feel the least bit sorry for my husband when he's sick because he is the biggest baby around. One sniffle and he's out of commission. All I can think of is "suck it up, buddy, because momma doesn't have time to be sick and neither do you". And so when he's *really* sick, then I look bad because he's like, "See? You didn't believe me."

My husband is the EXACT same way, and I confess I don't believe he's sick about 80% of the time he claims to be.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like having my ass licked.

Me too. I absolutely love it. I never ask for it, but every guy I date seems to want to lick that area. But I won't reciprocate. The last guy I dated dumped me over it, and came up with another excuse. Oh, well!

My dog likes to lick her ass too. And I thought her mouth was dirty. Ewwww.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of IQ points, I'm pretty sure that I've lost a bunch with each successive birth of a child.

[Anonymous]

I timed the 2nd pg to try and make it another girl b/c I want three dcs and dh wants two - but I think he'll change his mind and keep trying until he gets a boy, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am sick of breastfeeding. My newborn nurses well and is growing but MY GOD he nurses 22 out of 24 hours a day. I can't do anything. I can't move because he is always attached to my nipple. I am thinking formula would at least free me up to PEE and SHOWER. [/quote

http://www.askmoxie.org/

Ask Moxie just had a post about this -- check it out!

[Anonymous]

Here goes: In my mid 20s for 3 years, I..........gave handjobs at a massage parlor for a while and then I became an agency escort & dominatrix. Don't know why I took this turn, probably am little bipolar. Just remember being extremely horny all the time back then and enjoyed receiving the quick cash when we were done. Met my future husband away from the lifestyle and walked away from it once we started seriously dating and worked office jobs through a temp agency to get my life back in order. That was 20+ years ago and never said a single word about to my husband. He

Cleaning out my cookies now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here goes: In my mid 20s for 3 years, I..........gave handjobs at a massage parlor for a while and then I became an agency escort & dominatrix. Don't know why I took this turn, probably am little bipolar. Just remember being extremely horny all the time back then and enjoyed receiving the quick cash when we were done. Met my future husband away from the lifestyle and walked away from it once we started seriously dating and worked office jobs through a temp agency to get my life back in order. That was 20+ years ago and never said a single word about to my husband. He

Cleaning out my cookies now.

That is fascinating. If I may as a question, do agencies expect their women to sleep with the clients? I've seen ads looking for women and they say "no sex", but I wonder if that is true.
I'm just curious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here goes: In my mid 20s for 3 years, I..........gave handjobs at a massage parlor for a while and then I became an agency escort & dominatrix. Don't know why I took this turn, probably am little bipolar. Just remember being extremely horny all the time back then and enjoyed receiving the quick cash when we were done. Met my future husband away from the lifestyle and walked away from it once we started seriously dating and worked office jobs through a temp agency to get my life back in order. That was 20+ years ago and never said a single word about to my husband. He

Cleaning out my cookies now.

That is fascinating. If I may as a question, do agencies expect their women to sleep with the clients? I've seen ads looking for women and they say "no sex", but I wonder if that is true.
I'm just curious.

They never told me outright that I was to have sex, it was implied. For example, "he'll take about 15 minutes so that will give you enough time to get to such and such's hotel room on time." I haven't really thought about this stuff in a while.

The men were referred to as clients and the sex as calls/dates. Each week the agency would contact me to get my work schedule. I always met clients in upscale hotel rooms in downtown DC. I wore a business suit and carried a briefcase during calls and would casually walk right past the front desk trying to convey a professional demeanor. Never felt a bit of danger being with strange men most were very polite sort of like it was a business transaction. I checked in via phone with the agency and checked out as I left the room. 90% of the guys were married and between the ages of 30-55. I used a condom every single time and never engaged in anal sex. I frequently had dates with guys who only wanted to talk initially and would ask me personal questions. For some reason, they had a desire to befriend me first. None were violent or tried to force me to do anything I wasn't willing to do. I can vividly recall only 2/3 making me feel sick to my stomach.


Thank god, I was never arrested or got a std.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here goes: In my mid 20s for 3 years, I..........gave handjobs at a massage parlor for a while and then I became an agency escort & dominatrix. Don't know why I took this turn, probably am little bipolar. Just remember being extremely horny all the time back then and enjoyed receiving the quick cash when we were done. Met my future husband away from the lifestyle and walked away from it once we started seriously dating and worked office jobs through a temp agency to get my life back in order. That was 20+ years ago and never said a single word about to my husband. He

Cleaning out my cookies now.

That is fascinating. If I may as a question, do agencies expect their women to sleep with the clients? I've seen ads looking for women and they say "no sex", but I wonder if that is true.
I'm just curious.

They never told me outright that I was to have sex, it was implied. For example, "he'll take about 15 minutes so that will give you enough time to get to such and such's hotel room on time." I haven't really thought about this stuff in a while.

The men were referred to as clients and the sex as calls/dates. Each week the agency would contact me to get my work schedule. I always met clients in upscale hotel rooms in downtown DC. I wore a business suit and carried a briefcase during calls and would casually walk right past the front desk trying to convey a professional demeanor. Never felt a bit of danger being with strange men most were very polite sort of like it was a business transaction. I checked in via phone with the agency and checked out as I left the room. 90% of the guys were married and between the ages of 30-55. I used a condom every single time and never engaged in anal sex. I frequently had dates with guys who only wanted to talk initially and would ask me personal questions. For some reason, they had a desire to befriend me first. None were violent or tried to force me to do anything I wasn't willing to do. I can vividly recall only 2/3 making me feel sick to my stomach.


Thank god, I was never arrested or got a std.

ewwww