The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone bump up their greatest misses? Over in the Biden thread one of you lovely ladies put back in Lil’ Ivana’s frilled lizard dress. Let’s re-mock them through our newer happier lens.

What if the real Trump fashion mishaps were the kids we locked in cages along the way?

Or this

Aww, she brought her store bought turkeys to the UN that day!

And I think we missed that she was basically calling us “jealous haters“ with some Melania-level clothes trolling: yellow roses traditionally meant jealousy.

Yes, almost every day is Take Your Turkeys to Work Day for the Trump women.

🦃

There is literally nothing I will miss about this administration, except this thread.

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Ooof. I missed this turkey shot the first time around. Was there an assessment as to whether those nips are real or added flair? Also - where was she? The UN or some such?

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Non voyage, Kushner trumps! Enjoy making Alabama great again! Your fashion will fit right in!

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Anonymous wrote:I want to know what they will wear on last day getting out of the white house.

Handcuffs.

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As much as these threads have brought me great joy, I am so happy to know they will soon come to an end.

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Anonymous wrote:OMG you guys my BFF was at the White House today and saw Ivanka. She said “saw Ivanka live and in person. Every other woman in the building was wearing a suit, like me. She was wearing a shiny tea length white bright patterned dress. Odd, really.”

Ooof. Your friend was not wrong. And the nude, clear plastic pleather shoes, back again!

You guys, I was outside in DC today.

It was cold. It was in the 30s in the morning and the 40s in the afternoon.

Where is her coat. Why is she doing this little fashion walk for the photographer without her coat.

Does she get paid if her outfit gets photographed or something?

She gets to pretend she’s important. We're probably paying for that photographer.

That dress, already wildly inappropriate for her role, somehow fcks up a floral print. That looks like viruses under an electron microscope, especially with its mustard yellow accents on an otherwise colorless field. Like a stain used to highlight some feature of the virus.

This woman has no taste.

Just here to bump the magnified COVID virus dress

You guys what if Ivanka’s dresses were making predictions this entire time?!?!

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Anonymous wrote:OMG you guys my BFF was at the White House today and saw Ivanka. She said “saw Ivanka live and in person. Every other woman in the building was wearing a suit, like me. She was wearing a shiny tea length white bright patterned dress. Odd, really.”

Ooof. Your friend was not wrong. And the nude, clear plastic pleather shoes, back again!

You guys, I was outside in DC today.

It was cold. It was in the 30s in the morning and the 40s in the afternoon.

Where is her coat. Why is she doing this little fashion walk for the photographer without her coat.

Does she get paid if her outfit gets photographed or something?

She gets to pretend she’s important. We're probably paying for that photographer.

That dress, already wildly inappropriate for her role, somehow fcks up a floral print. That looks like viruses under an electron microscope, especially with its mustard yellow accents on an otherwise colorless field. Like a stain used to highlight some feature of the virus.

This woman has no taste.

Just here to bump the magnified COVID virus dress

You guys what if Ivanka’s dresses were making predictions this entire time?!?!

There was that COVID-19 virus dress that she wore on her India trip. Someone please post.

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone bump up their greatest misses? Over in the Biden thread one of you lovely ladies put back in Lil’ Ivana’s frilled lizard dress. Let’s re-mock them through our newer happier lens.

What if the real Trump fashion mishaps were the kids we locked in cages along the way?

Or this

She learned and grew as a person. She’s recently been keeping her nips to herself, thank God.

This photo reminded me how often she did not do that before.

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Don’t forget this one!

Omg! Give me back my grandma’s sheet! She needs it for her twin bed!

Barbie called. She wants her shoes back.

Nailed it. I knew they looked familiar. I can still remember the plastic rubbery smell of them.

I remember my grandmother had a housecoat, held over from the 70s, in that exact fabric.

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Tiffany's posture is so weird - it's like she's leaning back enough for her nipples to face directly up.

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Anonymous wrote:Ooof. I missed this turkey shot the first time around. Was there an assessment as to whether those nips are real or added flair? Also - where was she? The UN or some such?

I believe we all called this episode “lights on at the UN.” It was a mess.

Some of us speculated that the plastic surgery is part of the reason Ivanka is always “lights on.”

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Ivana, in September

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Anonymous wrote:Ivana, in September

Jesus! Don’t do that! Gonna have nightmares.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivana, in September

Poor thing. I wonder what happened to her nose.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivana, in September

Poor thing. I wonder what happened to her nose.

Drugs?