The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Thank you OP and well done all.

[Anonymous]

Please don’t all sound so final. There are still two months ahead where these posts will be needed for relief.

I am a very rare (once?) contributor, but I have searched out the thread during dark times and it’s not yet time to let go. Please keep the pics and commentary coming!

I need to know what they’re all wearing the next time they slink out!

[Anonymous]

I want to know what they will wear on last day getting out of the white house.

[Anonymous]

Why are they underground right now? What do you guys think they wear when they're sad? I feel like I'm missing the best part of the movie, the part where the villains realize they are getting their comeuppance and start losing their shit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why are they underground right now? What do you guys think they wear when they're sad? I feel like I'm missing the best part of the movie, the part where the villains realize they are getting their comeuppance and start losing their shit.

+1 Would love to see the Bunker Barbie looks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why are they underground right now? What do you guys think they wear when they're sad? I feel like I'm missing the best part of the movie, the part where the villains realize they are getting their comeuppance and start losing their shit.

They have nothing to wear. The wardrobe department for this sh*tshow fled when they heard the word “Pennsylvania”. Unfortunately this means we will no longer enjoy the fruit of their memos, hence Lara’s boring outfit.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friends,

This is the OP. Of the original thread. I know, you don’t have to thank me. I knew when I started that thread sooooo long ago that we would have a lot of material, but I very could not have known that even in some of our country’s darkest days this thread would bring the silly, bitter relief that it has. Our long sartorial nightmare may well be over soon, but even if it isn’t, we will still have each other. Y’all are some bad bitches and we will brighten each other’s days no matter what happens, I can promise you that.

Thank you OP.

You brought some joy to these hellish years.

And this thread coined some great new lingo...

-kidneys
-turkeys
-...

Standing Lesson!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OMG you guys my BFF was at the White House today and saw Ivanka. She said “saw Ivanka live and in person. Every other woman in the building was wearing a suit, like me. She was wearing a shiny tea length white bright patterned dress. Odd, really.”

Ooof. Your friend was not wrong. And the nude, clear plastic pleather shoes, back again!

You guys, I was outside in DC today.

It was cold. It was in the 30s in the morning and the 40s in the afternoon.

Where is her coat. Why is she doing this little fashion walk for the photographer without her coat.

Does she get paid if her outfit gets photographed or something?

She gets to pretend she’s important. We're probably paying for that photographer.

That dress, already wildly inappropriate for her role, somehow fcks up a floral print. That looks like viruses under an electron microscope, especially with its mustard yellow accents on an otherwise colorless field. Like a stain used to highlight some feature of the virus.

This woman has no taste.

Just here to bump the magnified COVID virus dress

[Anonymous]

Can someone bump up their greatest misses? Over in the Biden thread one of you lovely ladies put back in Lil’ Ivana’s frilled lizard dress. Let’s re-mock them through our newer happier lens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to know what they will wear on last day getting out of the white house.

Orange jumpsuits.

I mean, not really because that’s not how that works for wealthy people, but I think we all know that as Jacob Marley forged his chains in life by the decisions that he made and actions he undertook, so too have these ______ made their jumpsuits by theirs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can someone bump up their greatest misses? Over in the Biden thread one of you lovely ladies put back in Lil’ Ivana’s frilled lizard dress. Let’s re-mock them through our newer happier lens.

What if the real Trump fashion mishaps were the kids we locked in cages along the way?

Or this

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can someone bump up their greatest misses? Over in the Biden thread one of you lovely ladies put back in Lil’ Ivana’s frilled lizard dress. Let’s re-mock them through our newer happier lens.

What if the real Trump fashion mishaps were the kids we locked in cages along the way?

Or this

Aww, she brought her store bought turkeys to the UN that day!

And I think we missed that she was basically calling us “jealous haters“ with some Melania-level clothes trolling: yellow roses traditionally meant jealousy.

[Anonymous]

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Don’t forget this one!

Omg! Give me back my grandma’s sheet! She needs it for her twin bed!

Barbie called. She wants her shoes back.

Nailed it. I knew they looked familiar. I can still remember the plastic rubbery smell of them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please don’t all sound so final. There are still two months ahead where these posts will be needed for relief.

I am a very rare (once?) contributor, but I have searched out the thread during dark times and it’s not yet time to let go. Please keep the pics and commentary coming!

I need to know what they’re all wearing the next time they slink out!

Plus we still have the inauguration to look forward to!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can someone bump up their greatest misses? Over in the Biden thread one of you lovely ladies put back in Lil’ Ivana’s frilled lizard dress. Let’s re-mock them through our newer happier lens.

What if the real Trump fashion mishaps were the kids we locked in cages along the way?

Or this

Aww, she brought her store bought turkeys to the UN that day!

And I think we missed that she was basically calling us “jealous haters“ with some Melania-level clothes trolling: yellow roses traditionally meant jealousy.

Yes, almost every day is Take Your Turkeys to Work Day for the Trump women.