Neighbor Came Home In A Bath Towel

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”

I would think you are an overbearing nosy butt and wouldn't answer your text. Adults don't do this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was changing clothes and suddenly realized that she'd left her vibrator on the window shelf. Then she put on a pineapple-themed dress, and a LGBQ fanatic tore it off her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spray tan

^^^

This

[Anonymous]

We swim a lot and I much prefer to shower at home. I wonder if my neighbors are this interested.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m very close with my neighbors. I would immediately text “towel??”

I would think you are an overbearing nosy butt and wouldn't answer your text. Adults don't do this.

Oh yeah they do. I hang out with my neighbors all the time. There is no way one of my friends is coming home wearing a towel without me following up. I would expect the same treatment from them. Wear a towel, get a follow up.

[Anonymous]

It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

[Anonymous]

You definitely need to get a life.

[Anonymous]

She wanted to see if you are a DCUM poster and now she knows for sure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was changing clothes and suddenly realized that she'd left her vibrator on the window shelf. Then she put on a pineapple-themed dress, and a LGBQ fanatic tore it off her.

Dead 💀

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's a way to signal that you're a swinger. She probably noticed the glare from your binocular lenses and deduced that you would be interested in the lifestyle.

We’ve all read the pineapple thread

[Anonymous]

What’s her day job?

[Anonymous]

She saw an accident and had to use her pantsuit to stop the victim's bleeding. Stopped at the gym and stole a towel. Or, had an affair at work and got caught by coworkers who stole her clothes to expose her for sleeping her way to the top.

[Anonymous]

Well, one time my ex shit himself while driving and when we got home I had him take his shorts off and wrap a beach towel around himself to run upstairs and shower. Maybe she shit herself?

[Anonymous]

For the shit and blood theorists: why would she remove her top??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She saw an accident and had to use her pantsuit to stop the victim's bleeding. Stopped at the gym and stole a towel. Or, had an affair at work and got caught by coworkers who stole her clothes to expose her for sleeping her way to the top.

Someone should report her for stealing towels. That's unacceptable.