Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona

Ahhh, the Knack. I saw these guys for free down in VA Beach at Neptune's park on the boardwalk. The only song I knew was the one above! LOL.

[Anonymous]

Color Me Badd had some good ones....

I wanna sex you up
(A tick tock, ya don't stop-stop, to the)
All night, girl you make me feel good
I want to (let me rub you down)
I wanna sex you up

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside, 'cause

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

The video too. so cringe.

OMG that video!
They probably didn't have to pay that model b/c never showed her face! Poor thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

This makes my skin crawl along with the "bubble gum tongue" and "swim in a deep sea of blankets." Yuck

Yup that whole song is cringe even before you know that it’s about banging Jessica Simpson.

[Anonymous]

She's only seventeen
The girl she gives me love like I've never seen
She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me

[Anonymous]

She's like the wind through my tree

[Anonymous]

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughing at the rain

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Color Me Badd had some good ones....

I wanna sex you up
(A tick tock, ya don't stop-stop, to the)
All night, girl you make me feel good
I want to (let me rub you down)
I wanna sex you up

[Anonymous]

Lady in Red

[Anonymous]

New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer…

[Anonymous]

Muskrat Love and the little squeaking noises

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

Stfu

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every line of "Please don't stand so close to me."

"This girl is half his age."

"Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov."

In fairness, it was a cringe situation.

[Anonymous]

We’re anthrax and we take no shit and we don’t care for writing it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

Have never heard one of his songs on purpose