Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

We'll be lovers and playmates and share our secret worlds....pass

[Anonymous]

Has this one been done yet?

I don't wanna be your man no more
I wanna make love to a whore

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“I laughed at all of your jokes, my love you didn’t need to coax” 🤮

This!!!

[Anonymous]

Always thought the whole Styx album “Kilroy Was Here” was cringeworthy. Just awful.

[Anonymous]

Rub a dub dub...3 men in a tub...

[Anonymous]

The posts here are strange. OLD

I wish people would add the artist/song title and their (the posters) age.

[Anonymous]

You see i work construction
I build things
Do you understand how important that is to the world?
I don't know if ya'll realize what kind of pressure that puts on a man like me

[Anonymous]

"Would you believe my fantasy girl is a go-go dancer?"

[Anonymous]

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose
Roll up yer window and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

(Chorus)

Yeah you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog
On a moonlight night you got your dead toad frog
Got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon

(Loudon Wainwright)

[Anonymous]

Candy shop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Rub a dub dub...3 men in a tub...

+1

[Anonymous]

Cause our love has got to shine through
And honey, you got to see it too
That we were meant, girl
Me and you
But lately
You've been acting like I smell like a zoo
Philly Zoo to be exact
And hey, Phily's my origin
As a matter of fact
But let's get back to the subject at hand
Baby, baby, baby, oh
You was back in demand

It's between this and maybe "what was that thing on Joey's head"

[Anonymous]

The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

But that’s one of my favorite songs!

Funny you mention that - the musicality of that Neil Diamond song is brilliant but as I listened last week, I also realized how silly the lyrics are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has this been posted yet?

Sometimes When we touch by Dan Hill


You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I'd rather hurt you, honestly
Than mislead you with a lie
And who am I to judge you
On what you say or do?
I'm only just beginning
To see the real you


And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you 'til I die
'Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you
'Til the fear in me subsides

Romance and all its strategy
Leaves me battling with my pride
But through the insecurity
Some tenderness survives

At times I'd like to break you
And drive you to your knees
At times I'd like to break through
And hold you endlessly

This is no where near as cringey as some other suggestions.