The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I feel like patchwork leather was a very popular downmarket look in the 80s (think chain smoking dudes with long hair and white snake t-shirts) so I’m not loving it for that reason, but I’ll admit that’s probably my own random prejudice and the jacket is objectively okay.

I’m more upset that he handlers could not find a single red item for her to wear to the Nats Game 5. She looked like she was going to business casual day at the office and someone unexpectedly gave her baseball tickets. It’s not that hard to send someone out for a red jacket or sweater!

What if she likes Houston?

She does not really care, do u?

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Anonymous wrote:Melania looks chic in a trench coat and heels during Charleston trip https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7631343/Melania-Trump-looks-chic-trench-coat-heels-Charleston-trip.html

It takes a village. I’m on my phone at work and don’t know how to embed an image, but I’m sure some good soul will pick up the torch.

Why keep the coat buttoned all the way up to her neck during the entire trip? So weird that she’s buttoned all the way up while interacting with kids indoors.

I’ve said this before but I think she’s very cold sensitive. That’s why she always wears gloves and coats indoors. It may be a thyroid or hormone thing. I am about the same age and my cold tolerance has gone to crap—I usually want a coat if I’m in a standard American air conditioning setting. I give her a total pass on this issue. Wear your coats and gloves, Mel!

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:presented without comment

he's right about one thing - he is the swamp.

how are those 5 kids of yours, Jr? do they appreciate that their mom has been replaced by this bimbo?

I'm gonna blow your mind PP - that isn't Melanie. That's Junior's girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:presented without comment

he's right about one thing - he is the swamp.

how are those 5 kids of yours, Jr? do they appreciate that their mom has been replaced by this bimbo?

I'm gonna blow your mind PP - that isn't Melanie. That's Junior's girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Actually never mind, I'm a dummy - I see what you were saying. TGIF, eh?

[Anonymous]

Absolutely moronic costumes but at least the boobs make sense in this context. Sltty witch is basically a Halloween trope with women who have low self esteem!

[Anonymous]

That's like the worst couples costume ever. What even is he? That's like the lazy 13 year old boy's costume -- I'm just gonna wear camo and carry my big nerf gun and be an army guy. They are both actually really lazy costumes, come to think of it.

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I'm cringing in second hand shame whenever I see her horrible boob job. Doesn't she feel ridiculous?!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's like the worst couples costume ever. What even is he? That's like the lazy 13 year old boy's costume -- I'm just gonna wear camo and carry my big nerf gun and be an army guy. They are both actually really lazy costumes, come to think of it.

They are, collectively, “witch hunt.”

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump pouts at the camera in makeup-free birthday selfie.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7630619/Ivanka-Trump-pouts-camera-makeup-free-birthday-selfie.html

She is clearly wearing tons of makeup - it's just not the spackle she usually globs all over her face. She looks much better this way.

What 38 year old posts selfies?! Cringe.

With duck face

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump pouts at the camera in makeup-free birthday selfie.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7630619/Ivanka-Trump-pouts-camera-makeup-free-birthday-selfie.html

She is clearly wearing tons of makeup - it's just not the spackle she usually globs all over her face. She looks much better this way.

What 38 year old posts selfies?! Cringe.

With duck face

That pic is filtered into oblivion. Yikes.

[Anonymous]

She did kissy face selfie just like my 16yo does. Hey Ivanka, FYI Christine Lagarde would never do this.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump pouts at the camera in makeup-free birthday selfie.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7630619/Ivanka-Trump-pouts-camera-makeup-free-birthday-selfie.html

She is clearly wearing tons of makeup - it's just not the spackle she usually globs all over her face. She looks much better this way.

What 38 year old posts selfies?! Cringe.

With duck face

That pic is filtered into oblivion. Yikes.

Yeah, I recognize the filter she used. My 17 year old uses it all the time, it is icky to say the least.

[Anonymous]

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Looks like just another night at Don Jr.’s to me!

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Anonymous wrote:Just writing to say that i get legit excited when i see this thread pop up at the top of "Recent" page.

Me too!!